Return to Silent Hill

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The first movie was terrible. People see things they remember from the games and clap like excited retarded seals, but are too stupid to realize they were just shoved in there in nonsensical ways for the low IQ member berry retards.
 
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That looks like a direct pull of the games' story. The acting seems not great, but if they just do the story exactly as it is in the game then I bet it will be at least a 5/10.

Real question is what ending do they go with - hopefully they do one of the darker ones.

The 1st movie they did wasn't great, but I did like they had the balls to go with a darker ending
 
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Good bad flicks did a retrospective on the first movie, and some talk on the second.



Christophe gans who wrote and directed teh first one, is doing this new one too. (he was the writer of Brotherhood of the wolf)

Silent hill 2 was not him.
Sean bean scenes in 1 were studio mandates.
 
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Good bad flicks did a retrospective on the first movie, and some talk on the second.



Christophe gans who wrote and directed teh first one, is doing this new one too. (he was the writer of Brotherhood of the wolf)

Silent hill 2 was not him.
Sean bean scenes in 1 were studio mandates.

Watched that as well. Those scenes always felt off and now I know why. Brotherhood of the Wolf is fantastic. Hopefully he can recreate the magic of the first one. It was a good film imo.
 
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Complete dogshit

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Finally got around to this, and it's somehow worse than I imagined.

Still has the "hey remember this scene from the game???" moments that make zero sense and only exist for the dumbest common denominator, which is why you hear people praising the first movie, combined with "What if we took the great story parts of Silent Hill 2, and made them all stupid and meaningless? Fuck nuance".

I considered just spoiling the ending because if it saves people from watching this abortion then it's a net positive for humanity, but I'm not so big on humanity so whatever.

None if it's even real, it's all James's hallucination because fuck you
 
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Finally got around to this, and it's somehow worse than I imagined.

Still has the "hey remember this scene from the game???" moments that make zero sense and only exist for the dumbest common denominator, which is why you hear people praising the first movie, combined with "What if we took the great story parts of Silent Hill 2, and made them all stupid and meaningless? Fuck nuance".

I considered just spoiling the ending because if it saves people from watching this abortion then it's a net positive for humanity, but I'm not so big on humanity so whatever.

None if it's even real, it's all James's hallucination because fuck you
Took me two nights to finish this and it is unredeemably bad. The only slight slight cool thing in it was when blonde chick got sishkabobed from behind my Pyramid Head. Every single thing about this was terrible and none of it in a good or charming way. I’d rather watch the entire Resident Evil catalog than this a second time.
 
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