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I've decided to grow a real beard. Two months in. You may now address me as "Black Kratos"!
Well. Maybe. No?
How about the god of Suzie Q's?
I think I did a decent job!
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My brother now has cabinets full of figures / dolls / whatever. When we watched the 40 year old virgin and the part about the $$ from the dolls came up we immediately thought of him. I recall my nephew wanting to play with 'daddy's toys' and being bummed he couldn't.Yeah yeah, glad to see you're a man now. Smooth faces are for women and children.
But lets take a look at that doll collection behind you.
the most surprising thing about brahma's dolls is that they're all out of the package. So even if they had value, probably not anymore.My brother now has cabinets full of figures / dolls / whatever. When we watched the 40 year old virgin and the part about the $$ from the dolls came up we immediately thought of him. I recall my nephew wanting to play with 'daddy's toys' and being bummed he couldn't.
Brahma's ACTION FIGURES! You summa bitch.Brahma's dolls....

Brahma's ACTION FIGURES! You summa bitch.


Woah woah woah, are we allowed to say coons here??One day. In the not so distant future. You will be walking home from a late night 7 Eleven snack run. The poorly lit alley you use as a shortcut to reach your lovely abode, will have an unexpected surprise. You will be attacked by ten, hammer wielding racoons. They will pin you down with their chubby little bodies and weird little hands, and say to you..."It's too quiet here in the alley. Your screams will make a great CONTRAST to this eerie silence." And they will proceed to start smashing your nuts with said hammers. And they will be correct. The juxtaposition of the once quiet alley vs your lovely screams will attract The King of the Hammer Wielding COONS.


If I could, I'd change his title to King of the Hammer Wielding COONS. King COON for short.Woah woah woah, are we allowed to say coons here??
Woah woah woah, are we allowed to say coons here??