Road House - Reboot

i saw that movie back in the day, it was known only for its over the top brutal violence and patrick swayze beefcakery. this will have neither. instant fail.

Fuckin christ, why do they have to have the Fast and the Faggoty guy doing it. Only way i'd watch a reboot is if it had Carl Urban or whoever the Dredd guy is and a non-shit director.

I stick with Carl because Karl just makes it sound like he was a victim of parents who don't know how to spell.

Or is of german descent

This only works if the use Swayze's corpse as the Wise Old Bouncer Sam Elliot character.

What they should really do is film it using the Swayze hologram like the Tupac hologram.

Yet another movie that has no need to be remade. As for quotes, "Be nice, until it's time to not be nice" is pretty much the best advice I've ever heard and I've tried to live by it since I first saw this movie. Except on the internet.

It's not going to have Patrick Swayze and his dancer body and feathered mullet. This is UNACCEPTABLE!

The only person that would have been able to replace Swayze in this would have been Chris Farley.

Blakkheim_sl said:

Greatest movie speech of all time?

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FTFY

Maester Chuk_sl said:

i saw that movie back in the day, it was known only for its over the top brutal violence and patrick swayze beefcakery. this will have neither. instant fail.

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I forgot just how many punches there were in the old flick. I think the Sam Elliot character is more vital than the Swayze one!

This is the worst