Rock Hard Weekend on Amazon

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I'm going to take three at once and see what happens down there, and I'll still be ahead.
 
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Dude that used to make this stuff was on the Joe Rogan podcast recently and he said stuff like this only works because they sneak trace amounts of viagra or cialis into the pills. When they get caught, they remove it and replace it with a small amount of something else, until they're left with a useless product that's had everything removed.
 
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Joe Rogan is not an expert on my pecker (although I wish he was).

No homo.

All I know is that this product, in its various forms, has been like giving Steve Rogers the Super Soldier Serum.
 
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Eyashusa_sl said:
how many clean nuts?
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I've been keeping a constant flow of this stuff in my system, since I found it on Amazon so cheap. Last night, my wife was pulling it, and I came all over the bed, her, my legs and the floor. It was the largest nut I've ever had. Even after we cleaned it up, I was sleeping in my own sperm all night. I'd roll over in my sleep and hit something wet and sticky.

I feel as if I've finally done something in my life.
 
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If you wear a condom while on this stuff will it blow out everywhere? Like when they used to cork the rifles in old cartoons and it would explode at the end?
 
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I think it's more like a bottle rocket.



Please note that the use of Coke was in no way racist, nor was it intended to imply Lyrical's semen is as dark as his skin.
 
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Lyrical_sl said:
I've been keeping a constant flow of this stuff in my system, since I found it on Amazon so cheap. Last night, my wife was pulling it, and I came all over the bed, her, my legs and the floor. It was the largest nut I've ever had. Even after we cleaned it up, I was sleeping in my own sperm all night. I'd roll over in my sleep and hit something wet and sticky.

I feel as if I've finally done something in my life.
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I'm assuming this is not a clean nut.
 
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Eomer_sl said:
Please note that the use of Coke was in no way racist, nor was it intended to imply Lyrical's semen is as dark as his skin.
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Ask your mother the color of my semen, she's had plenty of it.

Anyway, that Coke bottle is too small to be compared to my cock.
 
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Noodleface_sl said:
If you wear a condom while on this stuff will it blow out everywhere? Like when they used to cork the rifles in old cartoons and it would explode at the end?
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I took pictures last night of a late night sex romp. I'm tempted to post them. There's semen all over the bed, from corner to corner, and I managed to get it all over my torso. And there was some on the floor eight feet away. I don't know what they are putting in this stuff, but I'm going to take more of it.

I feel like these pills are making are evolving me into a higher lifeform.
 
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Unless you're posting money shots on your nude wife then lets keep those pics to yourself.
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I'm single, but Lyrical makes me want to try this stuff just so I can see how many times I can jerk off in a day, and how far it can go. Then I realize that I'm not 18 anymore and jerking off repeatedly is actually kind of tiring, and I'll be the one cleaning it up.

So I'm undecided.
 
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It sounds well and good, I bet I could even sell my fiance on it. I'm just a little curious what's actually in it? Is it fda-approved? Something seems like it can't be right here and I don't want to hinder my chances of planting my seed inside my wife's belly. The family name must live on, I must produce a son who will be an heir to my empire.
 
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Vvoid_sl said:
I'm single, but Lyrical makes me want to try this stuff just so I can see how many times I can jerk off in a day, and how far it can go. Then I realize that I'm not 18 anymore and jerking off repeatedly is actually kind of tiring, and I'll be the one cleaning it up.

So I'm undecided.
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Right, like you don't jerk off to your Man of Steel poster over your bed several times a day as is. If you take this stuff, you might be able to reach that poster (with your splooge). It's good to have goals.

Why tug on Superman's cape when you can splooge on it?
 
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Noodleface_sl said:
It sounds well and good, I bet I could even sell my fiance on it. I'm just a little curious what's actually in it? Is it fda-approved? Something seems like it can't be right here and I don't want to hinder my chances of planting my seed inside my wife's belly. The family name must live on, I must produce a son who will be an heir to my empire.
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LOL, FDA approved? Quit being such a pussy. They are constantly trying to pull it off the market. You are in grey territory. It's barely legal.

Remember that Spider Man comic story arc where the Lizard tries to put a mutagen in the water, to turn all of NYC into lizards? Just imagine substituting you for the Lizard, and RHW for the mutagen, and turning NYC into lizards as impregnating NYC. There's no way you can't get a woman pregnant when you cum gallons at a time.
 
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ive never had RHW but ive had some gas station peener pills, they were packaged in japanese and had 1 capsule looking pill and a TINY solid black ball(pill) took both of them i wore my girlfriend out that day, had sex every time my dick got hard until it became so painful for her after the 8th-9th time.

for 24 bucks i might just grab some, its kinda fun to randomly pop them dont tell your gf/wife whatever and just let that bitch have it.
 
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Lyrical_sl said:
Right, like you don't jerk off to your Man of Steel poster over your bed several times a day as is. If you take this stuff, you might be able to reach that poster (with your splooge). It's good to have goals.

Why tug on Superman's cape when you can splooge on it?
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I would say come at me bro, but with that RHW in your system, you already are!
 
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