Rubik's Mom Joke and Vaulted Vagina Thread

Rubi's mama so fat that scientists track her position by observing anomalies in Pluto's orbit.

Rubiks mother is so fat she can't get started with less than 1024 bites

Rubiks mother is so ugly when she takes off her makeup she goes from 60 to 120 hurts

Rubiks mom is so loose anyone mounting her will see two partitions

Rubiks-Q-Bert_sl said:

Yawn... Keep it coming kiddies

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You've got to be the thinnest skinned person on the internet to get bothered by this. (negging people)

I'd take this thread as a little bit of RR e-fame. Why get worked up about it?

Picasso is single-handedly creating some chuckle worthy jokes. Tell me honestly that you don't find them even slightly funny!

Rubik's mama so fat she has dual 8" floppy drives

Rubiks mother is so fat her jumps are rated in tera flops

Rubik's momma's so fat that the probability that she is in an arbitrary point in a room is 1

rubiks mom is so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad

rubiks mom is so fat that when she took a selfie, Instagram crashed.

rubiks mom is so fat that she gets free WiFi. Because she's already world wide

rubik is it true that your mom is so ugly that the only way you would breastfeed is if she got you drunk first

rubik, did your mom ask you to put airbags on the computer in case it crashed?