Rubik's Mom Joke and Vaulted Vagina Thread

What do rubiks mom and a fax machine have in common?
Any time you call them up they squeel for a while and then ask to load tray 1 or 2

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Rubik's momma so slow, she can only get 33kbps on a T1.

Rubik's momma is so fat and dumb that she tears apart computers looking for cookies

This is my new favorite thread.

Rubik's mom so dumb, she blamed her dead baby on SSDs

Soygen_sl said:

Rubik's mama such a hoe, pimps can Celeron any street corner.

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/golfclap +1

Rubiks mom is so fat she has a very large bandwidth

Your mama's so fat when they were handing out AMD she thought they were saying A&W and asked for seconds.

Rubik's momma so fat, she thought the NAS system was a thumb drive.

Loading "RubiksMomma.jpg"................................. .................................................. ................................. java.lang.OutOfMemoryError: Java heap space

public class You{ public static void main(String[] args){ Int RubiksMom = 1; boolean is_fat = true; while(is_fat){ RubiksMom++; } System.out.println("Rubik's momma is so fat this text will never appear when you run this program"); } }

Rubik's mom runs in full duplex with all ports open.

Rubik's momma so stupid she thought Intel Inside was a tutoring program.

Rubiks momma such a whore, her butthole has its firewall disabled.

Rubik's momma is so nasty that McAffee runs ... in the opposite direction.

I think your mom's missing some critical security updates, because it took me no time at all to get into her backdoor.