Did I steal your thunder today?
Nah he doesn't deserve that. Neither of us deserve to be here in the grand scheme of things. Dropping the umpteen breadcrumbs it took to reveal the full story, while a_skeleton_03 and Mario played it off one crumb after another, as if they had me on a hook the whole time; like two rookie cops, was rather entertaining.
Alternatively, you could kill yourself.
The original rumor was that Kewl Dad was my alt, which came about at the same moment as my politics thread ban; turning many of my compadres against me.Omg fill me in. What's the 411? The hot gossip?
I just love gossip. I could get really involved with this thread.
When you jizz does it just trickle out? I prefer shooters.
Aka sry not interested in your loser sperms
The original rumor was that Kewl Dad was my alt, which came about at the same moment as my politics thread ban; turning many of my compadres against me.
The latest is that I evaded said thread ban when I was really just fulfilling a community request, suggesting to Uber what to post (not against any rule that I'm aware of) in the politics thread.
Good ol pump n dump before a shower for your cleanup efficiency. Note the order, it's important to let the cum sit for a bit while taking a shit so that it doesn't coagulate when getting in the shower.Do people just hope for the best and shoot all over the place, when masturbating? I became very technical over the course of time and use 2 blowrags (not sure if right word) for easy cleanup.