Russia banned from the 2018 Winter Games

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Qhue

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I thought it was funny that Russian officials threatened to boycott if the results were too damning... I can only imagine someone chuckling to themselves "go ahead and 'boycott' after we banned yer cheating ass"

Full disclosure : I don't consider what they did to necessarily be bad, I think everyone should just be on a level playing field in terms of medical treatments to increase oxygenation etc.
 
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LiquidDeath

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I thought it was funny that Russian officials threatened to boycott if the results were too damning... I can only imagine someone chuckling to themselves "go ahead and 'boycott' after we banned yer cheating ass"

Full disclosure : I don't consider what they did to necessarily be bad, I think everyone should just be on a level playing field in terms of medical treatments to increase oxygenation etc.

That wasn't what they did that was bad. It was the government-led conspiracy to switch out doped test for clean ones while giving the unknowing testers enough sacrificial lambs that they wouldn't keep looking.
 
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Springbok

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Man, maybe they can extend this to the World Cup this summer and move it to the USA at a moments notice.... Always found it strange how competitive Russia & China were at the Olympics given both countries are giant inbreeding factories. I mean, look at every Russian male - they are all basically the missing link give or take a few chromosomes.
 
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Gravel

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This will surely turn things around for the Olympics. I bet this one becomes the most watched in history!
 
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jayrebb

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Man, maybe they can extend this to the World Cup this summer and move it to the USA at a moments notice.... Always found it strange how competitive Russia & China were at the Olympics given both countries are giant inbreeding factories. I mean, look at every Russian male - they are all basically the missing link give or take a few chromosomes.

Well said, especially Russia.

I can understand the China thing because of all the kid-napping and mandatory state-sponsored programs to farm athletes out of their population. Tearing anyone who shows promise away from their families at a young age, etc.

Russia seems a little more "of your own free will" type of state with a far less extreme farming system with the most retarded pool of goppleygops to choose from. Gotta be the dope, man. "Athletic Russian" is an oxymoron.
 
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Lanx

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Does the winter olympics even matter less???

They just better come legit w/ good looking curlers
Anna+Sidorova+sexiest+athlete+in+Winter+Olympics+2014.jpg


pretty sure you don't need to dope for curling.
 
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yamikazo

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Good.

Sadly there will be political blowback on a global scale, because Russia.
 
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k^M

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Anyone who wants to risk their own life for better entertainment to the masses should be allowed to. Was baseball never more exciting than watching Sosa/McGuire chase the home run record? Apply that to the olympics and you have amazing results that are crowd drawing
 
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Lanx

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gonna paraphrase chael sonnon, by definition PEDS, performance enhancing drugs, have to enhance your performance or they arent working as intended, in that regard tylenol is a PED right down to coffee and caffinee

Just let everyone juice up, i don't care, it's more fun.

just not the girls, cuz they look ugly
 
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TJT

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I'm under the impression that most countries dope whenever they can. However they can. Russia will take a seat for the next Winter and Summer games then be back in action.
 
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Loser Araysar

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does Russia really want to degrade itself by participating in a tranny infested olympics?
 
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