San Andreas

Izo

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Does it feature Jenna J as a heroin addicted former porn star?
 

Malakriss

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I haven't seen it but I would bet it follows GI Joe 2. Bad but somehow watchable with The Rock as the only redeeming factor.
 

Oldbased

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I haven't seen it but I would bet it follows GI Joe 2. Bad but somehow watchable with The Rock as the only redeeming factor.
Exactly, I mean right, RIGHT? Anyone who goes and wastes money on it at the movies and is not expecting another Day after Tomorrow, 2012, Volcano and insert holy shit a giant roach is eating LA movie here type of movie deserves to be raped.
I do enjoy watching a movie like this time to time though, I am just not sure why they thought it should be a screen release. I guess Da Rock cost too many Bauks
 

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Exactly, I mean right, RIGHT? Anyone who goes and wastes money on it at the movies and is not expecting another Day after Tomorrow, 2012, Volcano and insert holy shit a giant roach is eating LA movie here type of movie deserves to be raped.
I do enjoy watching a movie like this time to time though, I am just not sure why they thought it should be a screen release. I guess Da Rock cost too many Bauks
You got it backwards the Rock doesnt cost too many Bauks, he makes them alot of Bauks thats why. Its pretty simple
 

Chukzombi

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what could they possibly do in this movie that can top the ultimate destruction of california and sinking into a lake of fire and water they had in 2012?
 

Malakriss

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100-300k starting salary in www? The noname guys who just show up to get pounded , are 1-5% top earners in this country ?
 

sukik

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what could they possibly do in this movie that can top the ultimate destruction of california and sinking into a lake of fire and water they had in 2012?
I'm hoping for a repeat performance. Watching California melt in mass destruction will never get old. Better? Probably not, but hopefully close!
 

Alex

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Haha, I've never seen that movie. That scene is both awful and hilarious.
 

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San Andreas wasn't any more than what you would expect it to be, with a lot of things you can nitpick, including things like how they all managed to survive, and why no one wondered where their ace rescue helicopter pilot was during the biggest natural disaster ever, but it was fun for the most part, and even though they obviously don't show her tits, Daddario is at least in a tank top the entire movie so you get a lot of nice cleavage.

It isn't a masterpiece of cinema, which we all knew without even seeing it. Don't go if you aren't a fan of The Rock or can't help your nitpicking, because you won't have any fun then. If you just want another disaster movie with some dumb but exciting effects, you'll be ok.