Satellites are mind controlling citizens in Arizona with low orbiting drones beaming electromagnetic waves into your head

Lolkaitis

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They have been sending electromagnetic waves and beaming visuals into people's occipital lobes.

They are actively scouting homeless in the state and killing them with infrared lasers.

Tell your friends about shitty FBI town Arizona

Ask people about it from Arizona, it's bad

 

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Phazael

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Also,

 

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Gunnar Durden

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Lolkaitis said:

They have been sending electromagnetic waves and beaming visuals into people's occipital lobes.

They are actively scouting homeless in the state and killing them with infrared lasers.

Tell your friends about shitty FBI town Arizona

Ask people about it from Arizona, it's bad

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Know your audience dork

You are saying someone is murdering homeless on FOH and think if it was true that we would care?

We would personally thank whomever is doing gods work for us.

 

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Gunnar Durden

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Then we would ask how we get these brave souls to target people of a certain ethnic descent

 

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Kithani

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I’ll buy it

Why the fuck would anyone want to live in Arizona otherwise

 

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MusicForFish

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Lolkaitis said:

They have been sending electromagnetic waves and beaming visuals into people's occipital lobes.

They are actively scouting homeless in the state and killing them with infrared lasers.

Tell your friends about shitty FBI town Arizona

Ask people about it from Arizona, it's bad

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