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Kolohe
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Ugnog eat moo meat,
Ugnog eat oink meat,
Ugnog poo two feet,
Ugnog boink club feet.

Ugnog grunt, feel heat,
Ugnog squeeze, big seat,
Rock shake, ground beat,
Ugnog proud—meat defeat.

Ug push, long, strong,
Ugnog think, not wrong,
Sky dark, smell strong,
Ugnog done, move along.
 
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I just had a really good, early morning coffee shit. I thought it was going to be a 30m dry-anaconda wrestling match, but then it just blasted out in a single shot.
 
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Pip? a question, light and airy
BRAAAP! accusing, bold and scary


Pfft-hee-hee! a giggling jest
Prrrrttt... a taunt, laid to rest


HOOOONK! a trumpet, proud and grand
Blorp-blorp-blorp... a wet demand


Squeak! a whimper, tight with fright
THRRRMMM! a roll of thunder’s might
 
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Nija

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I wasn't aware of this thread.

On the throne I sway
Japanese technology
Wipe? Me? Nevermore
 
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Kolohe
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Ugnog sit
Cold rock wide
Asshole tight
Shit won't slide


Grunt from deep
Rumble loud
Veins go pop
Skull feel cloud


Fist beat chest
Spit hit ground
Eyes roll wild
No shit found


Drag in breath
Stomp on skull
Stick up ass
Nothing dull


Scream to sky
Shit gods grin
Tear own gut
Loose what's sin


Red flood splash
Birds take flight
Ugnog slump
Shit win fight
 
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Cant See Ken Jeong GIF by nounish ⌐◨-◨
 
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Lognarr, titan of the deep,
Bowl-splitter, forged in meat and grief.
One grunt, one push — the gods did quake,
You rose, unbroken, like a snake.


Flush defied, you held the line,
Firm as oak, and thrice as wide.
Lognarr lives — and so do I.
 
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