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@grok is this true? also @grok what's a jooze? Is this some kind of gen Z slang for Donald Trump's cabinet?
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Poll Should Mario Speedwagon be Permanently Banned from the Politics Forum?
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Daezuel
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@fanaskin I have decided to take your advice and engage in the political process by running for office.
My platform will be the most BASED and REDPILLED platform to date, informed totally by the politics of this forum. The points are as follows:
1. Do whatever literally any jew tells me to do
2. Agree with literally everything Trump does or says, including and especially in cases where it's a total contradiction of my past public positions
3. Support the GOP establishment in every possible way
4. Jew cum for everyone
5. More missiles for Israel
6. Immediately disavow and ruin anybody that attacks the GOP from the right, as they will destroy my totally BASED plan of subverting the GOP from the inside by agreeing with everything they say
Daezuel Can I count on you to advise my campaign? Am I missing any important points here? Of course I will need
Lightning Lord Rule to delete my account here once the campaign starts. My only request is that I be a_decaying_skeleton instead of a regular skeleton.
That sounds like a solid plan and all but how do you differentiate yourself from every other Shabbos Goy?
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This is incredibly cringe AND blue pilled. You HAVE to work with Jews. It's the only way to win. If you give them everything they want for a period of 5-150 years, they will allow you to continue giving them what they want for another 100 years. Then you WIN! Don't you see?SorryMario Speedwagon , I don't work with Jews.
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Sorry
This is a lie, I once saw
Daezuel
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It's actually very simple. Where as regular shabbos goy suck off Jews because they just like it, I will be sucking them off in a BASED way. No one has ever tried sucking jew cock while being RED PILLED at the same time. Real ones will know my true secret plan, which will be communicated to them through coded language between the gagging and swallowing.
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Be so for real right now guys, am I retarded? Am I gay? This whole thing is hitting me pretty hard right now. Feeling down and depressed. Starting to question everything.
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I feel for your pain. As such, you'll be spending another 3 months in the rickshaw on top of this month to rehab yourself.
It's for mental rehab though, not for sperging out here and sending pm's to everyone you can think of like a garden variety asshat.
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By "sending pm's to everyone I can think of like a garden variety asshat", do you mean sending PM's to you (was it a real conversation or was I just "trolling" you? Be honest. Or lie if you must, I won't poist private messages publicly like a total fag regardles), two other posters who PM'd me first and I continued the conversation (you can ask them if they are bothered by my messages, you MUST know who they are to be making a public accusation like this right?), and one joke message in an old report convo? Surely, you must be getting a FLOOD of reports from the offended parties to 3x my current punishment? Right? You wouldn't be trying to garner sympathy for your oppressive crashout by making me look bad with accusations that no other poster could ever verify right? Are people aware that you cannot start new PM convos when you are shawed?
I invite anybody I "sperged out" at in PMs to post here and let me know what a fag I am. Surely it's a long list of people to warrant such swift action!
Hoss
Make America's Team Great Again
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Argument invalid. You buy the passes with latinum.All posters that have paid
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I'd like to formally apologize for my previous outburst. It's very hard being this retarded. I would edit the post out if I could. I'm sure you will respond shortly proving me the liar.
I thank you profusely for this extended rehab stay. God willing, by the time I get out, I will have learned my lesson and will only repost Trump truth social posts with laughing Trump emojis from now on.
I'm getting better already!
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I meant what I said. My blockade is a total success. The best. Many people are saying it. Every single poster that paid soybux to acces to pol forum has been turned back. That is an absolute fact. I learned how to blockade from my idol, Donald Trump.
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I know, it's depressing. I'm still trying to have fun here despite you making it abundantly clear that's no longer allowed because we are mature now. I promise I'll finish crashing out super soon. Probably the second you produce the evidence of my PM "sperg out". I'm sure it's coming shortly.
With your diligence and care, I hope to be cured soon.
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It's certainly more fun than posting in the politics thread these days. Did we win the Iran war yet?
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EVERYONE, reminder this poll closes in 30 minutes! Please get your votes in now! This is crucially important. The results will be LEGALLY BINDING. VOTE!
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Also can you please post the evidence of my harassing PM sperg out before the poll closes? I want an honest vote and I believe the information you have may cause people to reconsider their positions. Transparency is important!