Preview of the first political cartoon in the upcoming inaugural issue of The Fires of Heaven Digest

! This issue will be PACKED with content you LOVE including:
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EXCLUSIVE INVESTIGATION —
The Truth Behind the Defunding of Dr. Mario’s Retard Rehabilitation Program: Was it budget cuts… or was it something far more personal? We follow the pills, the money, and the suspiciously abrupt confinement of the good Doctor to his own, now abandon and derelict, facility
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MOD WATCH —
The New Era of “Mature” Content: A deep dive into the "new" Politics subforum and the stifling atmosphere that has been cultivated. Including a leak of
@Lightning Lord Rule's instructions to moderators in which "maturity" is defined as "loyalty to Trump".
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UNDERCOVER FEATURE —
Inside the Grown-Up Forum: Our embedded correspondent risks everything to document the seedy underbelly of the most "mature" section of the forum—What are they hiding beneath the facade, why humor isn't allowed, and the awful truth about why it is
@Cad's favorite hangout.
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OPINION —
Fun: A Retrospective: Remember when posts were enjoyable? Several longtime users claim it once happened, and lament the recent change in moderation.
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CULTURE WATCH — The Rickshaw used to be a thriving community of gay retards, but now it's little more than a neglected backwater of unjustly abused members. Discover what REALLY happened and what YOU can do to change it.
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