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Deathwing

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Phone in front left pocket, wallet in front right pocket...where do I put keys when I sit down? I don't have many keys(4), but even wallet + keys is a pain the thigh.
 
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Lanx

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Lanx Lanx I can't imagine having all that shit in my pocket all the time.
that's my back pocket tho, does anyone carry keys in front?

But one of these and never need a crappy keyring again.

KeySmart - Premium Pocket Key Organizers & Key Holders
Do you have that? cuz from a few reviews, it tends to unscrew after a while and your shit falls apart.

i really wanted one, for unbulking/organization purpose, but the neg reviews, steered me away.
 
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Soygen

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So you sit down on that pile of shrapnel?!
 
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Lanx

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So you sit down on that pile of shrapnel?!

They actually go in, half pocket length, so no.

Thats why i have 3 carabiners to adjust length, long enough so that keys fit in pocket, not short enough so it dangles and jingles, like a fucking kitty bell.
 
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Sterling

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Do you use proper weight bearing carabiners in case you need to do some rock climbing or need to be extracted via helicopter?
 
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Lanx

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Do you use proper weight bearing carabiners in case you need to do some rock climbing or need to be extracted via helicopter?
naw real weight bearing carabiners only really come in the D ring variety, none i've seen that have a separate closed loop (i don't want to put keys on the same loop that opens constantly).
 

Joeboo

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Minimalist here. Boulevard bottle opener, car fob, and then house key, office key, parents house keys THAT ALL LOOK THE SAME. I can't ever remember which is which, I have to try them all until one works.

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Vidav

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that's my back pocket tho, does anyone carry keys in front?


Do you have that? cuz from a few reviews, it tends to unscrew after a while and your shit falls apart.

i really wanted one, for unbulking/organization purpose, but the neg reviews, steered me away.

I have always carried my keys in my front right pocket.
 
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Porkchop

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This thread is dumb. But it's better than work so....

The only thing I can say about my keys is I love the little leatherman tool on the left. I've done so much with that thing, box cutter, screwdriver, bottle opener, even a little wrench that works for stripped PC screws. So handy, sturdy and simple. It was a freebie from Skoal or something like that so when I inevitably lose it, I'll probably never find one again. I've also always had a swiss army tool of some type. The tiny one has served my needs really well.

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Mario Speedwagon

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Fun fact: There are services that exist that will copy a key from a photograph and deliver it to you. A+ plus phishing thread Big Bisi.
 
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Deathwing

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Adebisi in cahoots with Mario to get our IP addresses and figure out where we live.
 
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Deathwing

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Seriously, though, guys, where the fuck do I put my keys if my phone and wallet are already taking up my only usable pant pockets? I love when it gets cold again just so I can where jackets and hoodies again for more pockets!

Damnit, is this what women feel like?
 
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Soygen

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Come at me, homies. My shed is boobie-trapped.
 
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Soygen

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We get a bad rap. Most people are normal and well-adjusted like me.
 
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