Soccer 2022–2023 (EPL, La Liga, etc)

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apparently I just need to watch liverpool matches from the 80th minute this season
 
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If you had told me that'd we'd tie Juventus in Turin at the start of UCL, I'd have taken it. After watching that game, I'm soooo goddamn pissed I can't even put it into words. I understand that pretty much our entire starting defense is hurt. But Ryerson ballwatching and Brandt being a useless pile of shit casually jogging around the pitch while Adeyemi is running his lungs out? So enraging. I also put some of it on Kovac for not fucking organizing these retards after going up 4-2. Why the fuck do you have like 7 players going forward? It happened when they went up 2-1 also - just an absolute mess of a formation.

Being a fan of this team is the most toxic relationship ever. One one hand, they're super exciting and fun. But there never fails to be 2-3 games a year that make me want to shove a machete up my ass.
 
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Love seeing Madrid lose and love it even more when we're the ones who do it.
Was nice to see it was a dominent performance, and not a lucky result. If we continue the trend against City I might start hoping we've turned the corner.
 
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Zindan

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As a newbie to Euro soccer, the transfers of players from one team to another, then another is confusing. I saw one video where it showed Phil Foden (MCI) arriving at the Tottenham Spurs training camp, along with a couple other MCI players (Stones / O'Reilly) posted a month ago, then a day ago another video has them all still with MCI. Weird.

Also, what is a "season" for all these national leagues (Premier, La Liga, etc) where you also have teams play Champions League games, or national teams playing against each other for some other league.

How about Haaland? He sure has a tendency to be in just the right place, lol. I'm going to try my best to watch the Norway vs. France game at the World Cup next summer, could be fun.
 

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As a newbie to Euro soccer, the transfers of players from one team to another, then another is confusing. I saw one video where it showed Phil Foden (MCI) arriving at the Tottenham Spurs training camp, along with a couple other MCI players (Stones / O'Reilly) posted a month ago, then a day ago another video has them all still with MCI. Weird.

Also, what is a "season" for all these national leagues (Premier, La Liga, etc) where you also have teams play Champions League games, or national teams playing against each other for some other league.

How about Haaland? He sure has a tendency to be in just the right place, lol. I'm going to try my best to watch the Norway vs. France game at the World Cup next summer, could be fun.
The first thing is to not be a fag and call it soccer.
 

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As a newbie to Euro soccer, the transfers of players from one team to another, then another is confusing. I saw one video where it showed Phil Foden (MCI) arriving at the Tottenham Spurs training camp, along with a couple other MCI players (Stones / O'Reilly) posted a month ago, then a day ago another video has them all still with MCI. Weird.

Also, what is a "season" for all these national leagues (Premier, La Liga, etc) where you also have teams play Champions League games, or national teams playing against each other for some other league.

How about Haaland? He sure has a tendency to be in just the right place, lol. I'm going to try my best to watch the Norway vs. France game at the World Cup next summer, could be fun.
All players you mentioned are still City players, and have been for some time. They were probably at Spurs prior to an England match or something. Mid season transfers don't happen to contracted players prior to the Winter transfer window.

Season for major euro leagues starts August ends May - it's a points total system. Team with most points in May, wins. Layered on that are cup competitions both domestic and european CL/FA Cup/etc that are tournament based, then knockout rounds. It also runs during the league season with CL final eom May to kind of cap off the season. WC starts in June and should be interesting with 4-5 teams capable of winning (France/England/Argentina/a few others).

Haaland is an orc, and a mong but he does score a lot of goals. The team you are referencing, Man City, should be demoted to the Championship this summer if they finally get prosecuted for their crimes. Detestable shit bird club, only slightly worse/better than Chelsea another complete shit bird club.

United just fired their manager, they're a real club but full of shit bird fans (see Maul). Liverpool are also a real club, with inbred fans (see Brando).
 
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United just fired their manager, they're a real club but full of shit bird fans (see Maul). Liverpool are also a real club, with inbred fans (see Brando).




faille faille and I were here long before Brando. Up the reds.

also Maul Maul is just a lovable Manchester Arsehole 😂I dont mind his trolling.

Speaking of clubs and trolling, Arsenal fans are wildly despised mostly due to ATV. You made it out unscathed so just remember every club has a few wankers.
 
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Zindan

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All players you mentioned are still City players, and have been for some time. They were probably at Spurs prior to an England match or something. Mid season transfers don't happen to contracted players prior to the Winter transfer window.

Season for major euro leagues starts August ends May - it's a points total system. Team with most points in May, wins. Layered on that are cup competitions both domestic and european CL/FA Cup/etc that are tournament based, then knockout rounds. It also runs during the league season with CL final eom May to kind of cap off the season. WC starts in June and should be interesting with 4-5 teams capable of winning (France/England/Argentina/a few others).

Haaland is an orc, and a mong but he does score a lot of goals. The team you are referencing, Man City, should be demoted to the Championship this summer if they finally get prosecuted for their crimes. Detestable shit bird club, only slightly worse/better than Chelsea another complete shit bird club.

United just fired their manager, they're a real club but full of shit bird fans (see Maul). Liverpool are also a real club, with inbred fans (see Brando).
Crimes? I guess you're talking about the over spending for players over several years? Is that a FIFA thing, or a Premier League thing? I'd think Real Madrid has spent more than MCI.

World Cup should be fun, as you mentioned, it looks like several teams have a shot. Best bets, imo, are Spain and France. England will choke.
 
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