He said he wanted to annoy the drunkin fools that spam Creed and Dave Mathews Band, not make them piss themselves in excitement!
Songs to blow up a jukebox at a bar
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If you're looking for other long songs. Stairway to Heaven is about 8 minutes and always on jukeboxes. Hotel California is 6+ minutes. Shine on You Crazy Diamond is almost 13 minutes.
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Kashmir is 8 minutes too. Play some other Led Zeppelin songs or Pink Floyd, since they typically go over 5-6 minutes.
Agree with some B-52s for just shits and giggles. Some of their songs are odd, but kinda funny.
Or to just be annoying, play some of the odd Beatles songs like Rocky Raccoon or Maxwell's Silver Hammer.
Agree with some B-52s for just shits and giggles. Some of their songs are odd, but kinda funny.
Or to just be annoying, play some of the odd Beatles songs like Rocky Raccoon or Maxwell's Silver Hammer.
boozebagbeefhole
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The thing about most digital jukeboxes is that (usually great) bands like Zeppelin, Tool, and others who have the rights to their own music often do not license it to the jukebox companies. I could listen to Lateralus on repeat for the rest of my life, 77 minutes at a time, but it's never an option.
I gotta say, there have been some fantastically awful songs suggested on this thread along with some solid drinking tunes that I never would have thought of. Thanks everybody.
i just checked my app and touchtunes has like the entire led zepplin discography on factory settings
Comon now, if we're fucking with people at bars we should just nuke it from orbit, you know, just to be sure. And yes, there are several bars around here that have 90% of NIN's albums for streaming.
BrutulTM
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Another long song. I was playing pool with my brother and cousins in a semi biker bar one time and they were all looking at us funny until I played this song on the jukebox and everybody started singing along with it. You could just sort of see everyone relax and stop thinking about kicking our ass.
I like to play Queen/Bowie Under Pressure and watch for people to go into ice ice baby and realize they've been punked.
Fifey
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I once was at my bar and some douche put on Nickelback and the bartender skipped all the songs and handed me money to go put in the jukebox and she said Anything but Nickelback, I was so tempted to put on Nickelback again, instead I just put on the best grindcore you can find on an internet jukebox.
Kreugen
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Technically I'm violating a court order by posting this. Back around 2002 when I was working in a restaurant, this song came up every hour or less on our MUSAK. So one day I stabbed a bunch of patrons and set the bar on fire, and when I showed up for my arraignment hearing I told the judge what happened and he let me go, on the condition that I avoid ever subjecting myself to this song ever again. I -think- I have the right version, I'm not sure - I had it scrubbed from my memory with shock therapy back in 04.
If that doesn't work, there's always the nuclear option
Or if you just want to clear out the sausage and leave nothing but the ripe skank pussy
If that doesn't work, there's always the nuclear option
Or if you just want to clear out the sausage and leave nothing but the ripe skank pussy
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Buffalo Wild Wings in Baton Rouge used to have A Change of Seasons by Dreamtheater on Jukebox at 23 minutes long. I'd piss so many people off playing that for $1. Once some tough bro was playing some horrible Nickleback and Creed so a friend and I dropped $20 and played nothing but Joy Division, Culture Club, anything we could find. He tried to fight us and got banned from coming back
We would do some Cross Canadian Ragweed - Boys from Oklahoma, because songs about weed are usually a big hit.
Find a bar that lets you use your phone to order songs.
Wait till a girl (asian is best) goes up to pick a song.
Play this song as next choice.
Profit.
Wait till a girl (asian is best) goes up to pick a song.
Play this song as next choice.
Profit.