Sonic the Hedgehog (2019)

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i don't know how anyone got ANYTHING out of that trailer beyond "gross"
 

Chukzombi

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Plus if all they're worried about is the teeth, and not the overall movie, FFS... It's allegedly a prequel to the damn game series and the ending is IN the trailer with Robotnik transporting to Sonic's home planet.
good god, thats dumb shit.
 

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When some randos at home with a computer are able to embarrass the whole fucking industry with what is probably 10 minutes of work. It reminds me of the Justice League where they spent millions hiding a mustache poorly and some nerd at home did it better with their home PC.

I am going to go with money laundering since sucking this much shit has to be done on purpose.

 
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BoozeCube

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I would say it's the first of many but being a movie aimed at children the plot was never going to be good, at least it could look like it wasn't pure aids covered in vomit.
 
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So....they think the problem is sonic's design?????

I think the main issue is Sonic's design at this point. Nobody knows the plot other then we know it'll suck a dick. But people want to see Sonic on screen, not whatever that abomination is.

If Sonic looked right and had a badass attitude, I'd probably watch regardless of plot.
 
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What about a fat robotnik??? Why is he so thin??
#stopfatshamingfatvillains
 
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jim carrey looked like he channeled the autistic retard version of fire marshall bill
 
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Chukzombi

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I think the main issue is Sonic's design at this point. Nobody knows the plot other then we know it'll suck a dick. But people want to see Sonic on screen, not whatever that abomination is.

If Sonic looked right and had a badass attitude, I'd probably watch regardless of plot.
the appearance they could probably fix in a month or so. they cant fix the story and the principal photography is done. so if it sucks it sucks, they can get a new trailer that doesnt make this look like this was made for retarded babies from the 80s
 

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“We are making a video game movie, have you ever played a video game?”

“No, video games are for fools with no artistic aspirations.”

“Hired, how about you?”

“Yeah, I played sonic in high school but I haven’t really pl*”

“Get the fuck out of my office.”
 
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