Spartacus: House of Ashur

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maybe it'll be like Andor and they will write a compelling drama about a character nobody liked

Ha Ha Ha Lol GIF
 
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Cybsled

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This will be Ashur that got what he wanted, so it might be interesting to see how much that actually changed him.
 
Bald Brah

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I just rewatched the original 4 seasons.

Such a good fucking show. Even the minor girl bossing and homo stuff was entertaining. They did DEI right before DEI was even a thing. Can't wait for the new show to see how it holds up.
 
spronk

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trailer sex scene is gay sex, show is for homos

(yes, obvious joke is SO EVERYONE HERE WILL LOVE IT)
 
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Kirun

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This is going to be a whole lot of dong to dong and WOMAN STRONG! bullshit.

Pass.
 
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Hatorade

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They got discount Kevin Sorbo in the back right there…
Shame I like Tarabay in most shows he is in.
 
Bald Brah

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I'll give it a shot even though it was only half the show after Andy Whitfield died. Even with the Temu Spartacus it was still the best show of its time.
 
gak

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lol ya, we should make a list and see how close we are...

1. Female stronk gladiators that only defeat the white male gladiators.
2. The best female gladiator is a tranny.
3. Dykes, dykes, and more dykes.
2. Dongs, dongs, and more dongs.
3. When the white male gladiators do something treacherous after being beaten by stronk womyn, the brown and black gladiators will come to the aid of the womyn, unifying against the "white threat."
4. Ashur will have no trouble outsmarting all the other white male led ludus's, but then will be outsmarted by a stronk womyn led ludus that will show him mercy and help him fight back against evil white male oppressive government officials.
5. A womyn with a rough upbringing will try to be a gladiator, will be ridiculed by white males, but a brown or black person will support and encourage her until she succeeds against white male oppression.
6. Ashur will be emasculated by womyn in his family.

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Still hoping to get a few laughs from it, but watching the trailer makes me feel like I'm not jaded _enough_.
 
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Siliconemelons

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How do you fail at the most simple of things…

Okay Asshurt lived, he has a place. Add Roman drama, tons of full nude women and violent fights, profit.

But noooooooo
 
Mahes

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Gravel said:
GIF by Zack Kantor


The comments are great though. Highly recommend.
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Yeah I loved this one.

"My name is Diversitus Equitas Inclusias. Single mother to a kang. And I will have my reparations in this life or the next!"


FUCK YOU and the split second you beat me.
 
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