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Spartacus: House of Ashur
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Grabbit Allworth
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I laughed way too hard at this one:
The comments are great though. Highly recommend.
"My name is Diversitus Equitas Inclusias. Single mother to a kang. And I will have my reparations in this life or the next!"
*edit*
Goddamn, I guess everyone came across that one. I suppose that's what I get for replying to the thread before I finished reading it.
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Siliconemelons
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That would be...like the only reason to watch this show... didnt know she was in this mess.
FoH, report back. thank you
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Gravel
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Had to look up who this was. She's 53 and...not exactly a looker. What the fuck am I missing here?
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degenerates with any interest in this shitshow have a thing for old haggard bitches that look like men. They'd pay extra if they had cast a tranny instead and he whipped his dick and bolt-on's out simultaneously
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Siliconemelons
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McQueen
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Gravel
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I mean, you see my point I hope?
That show was on 25 years ago. You're hoping to see the tits of someone who was in their 20s who's now in their 50s.
Hell, even Lucy Lawless was in her early 40s for Spartacus.
I guess if you're really into old chicks though, you do you.
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McQueen
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To you, she’s just some 53 year old woman. To Farscape fans, she’ll always be the Aeryn Sun we remember from 25 years ago. I bet you still see your wife as the same girl you met 20-whatever years ago, and not just some random old hag. Same concept.
To be perfectly honest, discussions on the perception of human aging through the lens of initial exposure and nostalgia is way more than this dumpster fire deserves.
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Harshaw
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Bald Brah
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Just because you are old doesn't mean you can only look at old ladies. If you're hiring a prostitute she isn't going to be in her 50s.
Harshaw
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No, it's just that I can appreciate a woman even if they are around my age or a little older. The personalities of 99% of younger women are trash and I would rather fuck a fleshlight no matter how hot they are.
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Siliconemelons
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Just watched the trailer....
It really seems reaching, and is very much a rehash of "what did people like about season 1 and GoTA"
So in this reality... ashur killed sparticus? Not just that he survived, but he was the one that killed him eh..lol
It really seems reaching, and is very much a rehash of "what did people like about season 1 and GoTA"
So in this reality... ashur killed sparticus? Not just that he survived, but he was the one that killed him eh..lol
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Well it does get rid of two issues at once
Creates a reason to raise Ashur's station and remove the overlying slave revolt threat. I suspect the timeline diverges sometime after Batiartus gets killed - after assassinating Spartacus, Ashur probably marries Lucrectia and acquires all the property/title, then Ashur decides he wants to upgrade and Lucrectia gets killed off in an "accident". On that note, I can't remember if she was actually pregnant or not, but I could see Ashur taking the kid if she gave birth (who was fathered by Crixus) and making him a gladiator slave. Not sure what the time table here is post-Spartacus. Caeser doesn't look to be absolute ruler yet and all that happened like 25ish years after the war with Spartacus IRL
Creates a reason to raise Ashur's station and remove the overlying slave revolt threat. I suspect the timeline diverges sometime after Batiartus gets killed - after assassinating Spartacus, Ashur probably marries Lucrectia and acquires all the property/title, then Ashur decides he wants to upgrade and Lucrectia gets killed off in an "accident". On that note, I can't remember if she was actually pregnant or not, but I could see Ashur taking the kid if she gave birth (who was fathered by Crixus) and making him a gladiator slave. Not sure what the time table here is post-Spartacus. Caeser doesn't look to be absolute ruler yet and all that happened like 25ish years after the war with Spartacus IRL