Balance that out with all the dudes wearing banana hammocksOnce you do a French run island it's hard to go back to American/British ones.
Hate to break it to you, but more than the French wear Speedos.. Western Europeans seems to be slowly progressing out of it, but Eastern Europeans and Russians are really bad. No shortage of fat obnoxious Russian dudes in speedos when I was in Asia.Balance that out with all the dudes wearing banana hammocks
I was actually there a few months ago. Beautiful beaches- top tier for the Caribbean imho. Island itself is standard fare for the region-- nothing to do really outside your resort. The resort I stayed at (Parrot Cay) was waaayy overpriced for the quality ($28 for a cheeseburger, $10 for a beer) but I'm not sure if that was typical pricing for the island as a whole. Personally, I liked St-Barts more, though Turks did have nicer beaches.So I'll thread hijack a bit. How is Turks and Caicos?
He must really hate Paris and London too then.St Barts is one of the more overrated/overpriced places on earth.
Source: Anthony Bourdain.
I'll take Asia over the Caribbean any day of the week, St-Barts or otherwise. If the flight wasn't so fucking brutal I'd be in Thailand/Philippines/Vietnam like every 6 months.At least in Boracay I could barter down the cost of the blowjob being offered to me by the tranny with the 5'oclock shadow.
Yeah, but that's kinda the thing, right? I mean, I'd be in Bora Bora once a week if I could teleport.I'll take Asia over the Caribbean any day of the week, St-Barts or otherwise. If the flight wasn't so fucking brutal I'd be in Thailand/Philippines/Vietnam like every 6 months.
Jimmy Buffett lives there. Take that as you take your Jimmy Buffett.He must really hate Paris and London too then.
Bourdain's "thing" is hanging with the natives eating questionably sanitary food while remarking on their deep culture. Make no mistake, St-Barth's is fucking White French Imperialism defined. It's an immaculate, rich, white, organized, town with little to nothing representing whatever it was before the French showed up and terraformed into Petite Paris sur la Mer. I'm sure Bourdain finds the lack of native culture/food upsetting.
The irony is even after factoring in the flight, Asia is far less expensive than the Caribbean. In Thailand you can get a bungalow with beach view, your own private fuck pool, zen garden with shower, and butler service for like $450 a night. The same thing in Nevis, Turks, etc would be pushing $1500 a night.Yeah, but that's kinda the thing, right? I mean, I'd be in Bora Bora once a week if I could teleport.
Not bad. Cheaper than where I live and I'm on a goddamn island.The irony is even after factoring in the flight, Asia is far less expensive than the Caribbean. In Thailand you can get a bungalow with beach view, your own private fuck pool, zen garden with shower, and butler service for like $450 a night. The same thing in Nevis, Turks, etc would be pushing $1500 a night.