Star Trek: Starfleet Academy

Izo

Tranny Chaser
22,292
33,420
star trek GIF
 
  • 2Worf
  • 1Like
Reactions: 2 users

Bald Brah

Blackwing Lair Raider
2,324
2,727
Didn't they learn anything from the big gay doctor who? People don't want to watch this faggy shit.
 
  • 1Like
  • 1Solidarity
Reactions: 1 users

Malakriss

Golden Baronet of the Realm
13,107
12,486
I thought a yahoo article was fitting for news like this

As part of their bid to get people interested, Paramount released the first episode of its new Star Trek series, Starfleet Academy, for free on YouTube. At nearly the same time, as counter-programming, the YouTube channel Red Letter Media released a video discussing what many consider Star Trek’s greatest effort, Deep Space Nine.

Paramount’s new series only has 82,000 views. Red Letter Media’s Star Trek: Deep Space Nine discussion has 380,000 views. There are far more people interested in revisiting the franchise’s golden age than there are viewers willing to sit through an hour of their latest effort.
 
  • 2Worf
  • 1Solidarity
Reactions: 2 users

Aldarion

Egg Nazi
11,322
31,047
Its hard to believe this show isnt a parody making fun of woke casting and writing.

I didnt pay any attention so I didnt know this before. The fat black girl is a hologram - i.e. she intentionally looks that way, in-universe. I'm just sharing this so some reader can enjoy laughing at how fucking stupid that is, without suffering through watching any of this show.
 

Arbitrary

Tranny Chaser
33,148
96,972
Getting eyeball time from young people is already tough. I have no idea why anyone thought Star Trek would be something that would get their attention.

1768706833994.png


Seventy-five minutes is a big fucking ask.
 

Arbitrary

Tranny Chaser
33,148
96,972
I know I can't throw stones given Seven was in a skintight suit in nearly even scene she was in but those decontamination gel scenes in Enterprise were ridiculous.
 
  • 1Like
  • 1Solidarity
Reactions: 1 users

moonarchia

The Scientific Shitlord
<Bronze Donator>
29,042
56,244
I know I can't throw stones given Seven was in a skintight suit in nearly even scene she was in but those decontamination gel scenes in Enterprise were ridiculous.
I wouldn't kick either of them out of bed for eating crackers.
 
  • 1Like
Reactions: 1 user

Arbitrary

Tranny Chaser
33,148
96,972
And mirror universe T'pol .... holy moly.

Back when it was airing, despite liking Scott Bakula from Quantum Leap, I didn't get more than a few episodes in before bailing. All my nerd friends bailed on it too. I did end up watching some of the final episodes of season four and then the finale when it originally aired and the show seemed really good by then. Evil T'pol certainly did not hinder the viewing experience.

I've tried a couple times to start from episode one forward and never get anywhere.
 

Gavinmad

Mr. Poopybutthole
45,404
55,355
I've tried a couple times to start from episode one forward and never get anywhere.
Because the show fucking sucks. Yeah it's nowhere near as bad as NuTrek but that's not saying much. The only positive thing I've ever heard about Enterprise has always been some variation of T'pol's tits.
 
  • 2Like
Reactions: 1 users

Arbitrary

Tranny Chaser
33,148
96,972
Because the show fucking sucks. Yeah it's nowhere near as bad as NuTrek but that's not saying much. The only positive thing I've ever heard about Enterprise has always been some variation of T'pol's tits.

My liking the mirror universe stuff way late isn't really much praise given it's not the show's proper characters or story.
 
  • 1Like
Reactions: 1 user

Burns

Avatar of War Slayer
8,887
17,255
Because the show fucking sucks. Yeah it's nowhere near as bad as NuTrek but that's not saying much. The only positive thing I've ever heard about Enterprise has always been some variation of T'pol's tits.
Jeffery Combs was the best part of Enterprise, after T'Pain's tits.

I had never watched all of Voyager, DS9, or a singe episode of Enterprise when they aired. So during the Wuhanic plague (or maybe earlier) I watched all the Star Trek's in order and I didn't think it was that bad. The horrid intro just puts people in a bad mood and primes them not to like it. I watched about 50% of it, one time, through the whole series.
 
  • 1Like
Reactions: 1 user