Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

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OU Ariakas said:
Which women did smart things?

Tico made dumb decisions that ruined their (retarded and pointless) missions and then almost killed the guy she loved (?) to stop him from killing himself in a more heroic way?

Purple hair (whatever her name was) made a ton of dumb tactical decisions and then was Deus Ex Machina'd out of it by the light speed kamikaze that ABSOLUTLEY NO ONE LIKED and changed Star Wars canon just so they could have a 'cool' effect. She was literally an awful person and made terrible mistakes.

So the guys were dumb but the women were dumb also. This because the movie is dumb, the people who wrote it were dumb, the person who directed it was dumb, the company that hired all these people were dumb, etc. It's fucking retarded turtles all the way down.
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Yeah but the dumb people don't know they're dumb. They think they're smart, and portray their dumb characters' dumb decisions as if they're smart.
 
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OU Ariakas said:
Which women did smart things?

Tico made dumb decisions that ruined their (retarded and pointless) missions and then almost killed the guy she loved (?) to stop him from killing himself in a more heroic way?

Purple hair (whatever her name was) made a ton of dumb tactical decisions and then was Deus Ex Machina'd out of it by the light speed kamikaze that ABSOLUTLEY NO ONE LIKED and changed Star Wars canon just so they could have a 'cool' effect. She was literally an awful person and made terrible mistakes.

So the guys were dumb but the women were dumb also. This because the movie is dumb, the people who wrote it were dumb, the person who directed it was dumb, the company that hired all these people were dumb, etc. It's fucking retarded turtles all the way down.
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dont forget Leia who Mary Poppinsed through space and then slapped Poe because he tried to save everyone while the alternative was to literally do nothing on a salt planet and hope somebody would come along to save them..
 
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Chukzombi said:
dont forget Leia who Mary Poppinsed through space and then slapped Poe because he tried to save everyone while the alternative was to literally do nothing on a salt planet and hope somebody would come along to save them..
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I forgot Leia was even in the movie. This is how little I care about Star Wars now.
 
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OU Ariakas said:
Which women did smart things?

Tico made dumb decisions that ruined their (retarded and pointless) missions and then almost killed the guy she loved (?) to stop him from killing himself in a more heroic way?

Purple hair (whatever her name was) made a ton of dumb tactical decisions and then was Deus Ex Machina'd out of it by the light speed kamikaze that ABSOLUTLEY NO ONE LIKED and changed Star Wars canon just so they could have a 'cool' effect. She was literally an awful person and made terrible mistakes.

So the guys were dumb but the women were dumb also. This because the movie is dumb, the people who wrote it were dumb, the person who directed it was dumb, the company that hired all these people were dumb, etc. It's fucking retarded turtles all the way down.
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What about when Laura Dern decided to not include her crew and command staff all but forcing a mutiny in a desperate situation only to Holdo manuever her ship into Snope (anagram for: Penos, cis white male) on The (White) Supremacy. I think you're just bothered that ladies got it done. Maybe Star Wars just isn't for you anymore.
 
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