Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

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spronk said:
he always sounded like an extremely nice and kind guy, being extra kind to fans at events even though probably half are autistic sperglords. Its crazy too that such a tall guy lived so long, as a moderately tall guy (6'4) i know genetics are not in our favor for lifespans :(
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thats not too bad, you should be ok. its when you start getting up around 7 foot is when you start coming down with bad leg and back ailments. poor Richard Kiel (007's Jaws) was crippled for the last part of his life. even in Happy Gilmore he could barely stand without a cane and then he needed help. he made it to 75.
 
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Mayhew lived in Texas, so he was at all of Texas comic conventions and such. Seen him quite a few times. Never got an autograph...
 
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I think ive still only seen phantom menace once in the theater and once on video to confirm, that yes it was that bad. The Plinkett review made sure i will never be curious if its gotten better over time.
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Go get a broom, and break it in half. Then dip the handle in hot tar. Break a few mason jars on your garage floor, then roll the hot tar end in the glass. Then, floss your teeth with it. Through your sphincter. That experince is more pleasant than watching the prequels again.
 
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Oh I can still remember the horrible slide that my brain went through, watching Phantom Menace.

From the giddy excitement having waited for the movie, finally in the cinema and the start of the movie with the classic Star wars theme blast of noise . . . and from there all the way down to rock bottom.
 
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I've never seen this but put it on last night to watch with the kid. It's not great. There's like no charm to the new Star wars.
 
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I haven't made it through yet. Oscar is the only likable person in the whole movie. The Jedi girl is hot I guess.
 
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My favorite part was when women did smart things and men are dumb.
 
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Rose bent the laws of physics to teleport. A useful ability that she did not use to save everyone, but instead used to warp her speeder forward so she could T-bone her boyfriend to fuck everyone over.
 
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They used and abused the Luke Skywalker character in this movie before killing him. Rian Johnson will forever be the greatest real villain of the Star Wars universe.

And if you felt at all bad for Mark Hamill that his character got destroyed?... that is gone now as he spouts endless blue nonsense on Twitter. Disney killed the Luke character, he killed his own, at least for me.
 
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They used and abused the Luke Skywalker character in this movie before killing him. Rian Johnson will forever be the greatest real villain of the Star Wars universe.

And if you felt at all bad for Mark Hamill that his character got destroyed?... that is gone now as he spouts endless blue nonsense on Twitter. Disney killed the Luke character, he killed his own, at least for me.
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That was a big part of the reason why Hamill was able to constantly trash TLJ and berate Rian Johnson in public during the press tour-- because he's like Rian Johnson's brother and they're in the same club. Had it been anyone else besides Mark Hamill Superman Blue Team they would have been shut up by Disney lawyers, reminded of his promotional obligations, and/or been ruined. Lucas Film had to soak up all his ire for several months because his politics protected him from Rian throwing him under the bus.
 
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She was pretty bad, but that black guy was far and away the very worst.
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i dont think he was dumb so much as he was humoring her insanity that entire movie. they finish their complete waste of time mission on the casino planet and this dumb whore spews something like "it was all worth it" he says, "yeah, we made a bunch of rich people hurt." she says," no. we freed the stupid space horses, that makes up for this entire journey". he just looks at her like she's a moron.
 
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It was very important for them to free the space horses even if they were going to do a massive amount of property damage and possibly hurt a bunch of people and inevitably be recaptured or killed. Obviously, you guys just don't understand.
 
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I’ve found movies insulting before but only because they were so, imo, stupid. This movie it felt personal, like the film makers and writers really wanted me to know that they hate me and don’t want me watching star warseses.

So I don’t.
 
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Synj said:
My favorite part was when women did smart things and men are dumb.
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Which women did smart things?

Tico made dumb decisions that ruined their (retarded and pointless) missions and then almost killed the guy she loved (?) to stop him from killing himself in a more heroic way?

Purple hair (whatever her name was) made a ton of dumb tactical decisions and then was Deus Ex Machina'd out of it by the light speed kamikaze that ABSOLUTLEY NO ONE LIKED and changed Star Wars canon just so they could have a 'cool' effect. She was literally an awful person and made terrible mistakes.

So the guys were dumb but the women were dumb also. This because the movie is dumb, the people who wrote it were dumb, the person who directed it was dumb, the company that hired all these people were dumb, etc. It's fucking retarded turtles all the way down.
 
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