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Did you play the female cop scenario where you go to tazer a dude and accidentally shoot him instead?

I'm partial to Sharia Bobby Simulator, the one where you're a 450lb retarded woman who chases around white victims trying to beat them with your justice stick.

Takes some getting used to though, I kept failing the first mission because I would beat the brown people who were stabbing the white victim.
 

Kobayashi

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I'm partial to Sharia Bobby Simulator, the one where you're a 450lb retarded woman who chases around white victims trying to beat them with your justice stick.

Takes some getting used to though, I kept failing the first mission because I would beat the brown people who were stabbing the white victim.
Failing the first mission in a police game you say...

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Fuck you teleporting old lady in Police Quest SWAT
 
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Oblio

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Another Metroidvania gift from me. Please post below if you claim the key.



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Malakriss

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Microsoft's standard policy for hacked or lost accounts is to delete them and tell people they are out of luck. Please rebuy all your purchases for the last 25 years and i hope you backed up all your important files on a completely separate non-Microsoft service. That is a foundational problem larger than digital ownership.
 
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mkopec

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Microsoft's standard policy for hacked or lost accounts is to delete them and tell people they are out of luck. Please rebuy all your purchases for the last 25 years and i hope you backed up all your important files on a completely separate non-Microsoft service. That is a foundational problem larger than digital ownership.
Same shit happened with my EA account. Not that I had many games there, but a few hundos worth and also all my fucking progress, like BF3, BF4, Battlefront 2. Hundreds and hundreds of hours of grindage, all gone. My shit got hacked and was never able to get it back, no matter whom I called and how I tried. Got the runaround pretty much. They wanted some shit like my CC number from like 15 yrs ago. Like who the fuck keeps that shit around?