Street Fighter (2026)

Haus

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Caeden said:
Bison is horribly miscast though. That dude is a skinny weird wimp. I would want someone with a squarer jaw and a bigger build that could chew scenery. I basically want Raul Julia in Arnold’s 1994 body.
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Yeah, that's essentially the one casting call I've seen I had questions about. Since in the trailer they show a statue of M. Bison, I hope this guy is like his son/grandson/whatever and for pure cheesiness/tribute to Julia they just call him N. Bison and he exists pretty much to show why the original (now deceased) was the optimal version.
 
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As an easter egg the "old photo" of Ken and Ryu from their younger days is them from the first movie wearing the same clothes when they were undercover arms dealers.
 
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Haus said:
Yeah, that's essentially the one casting call I've seen I had questions about. Since in the trailer they show a statue of M. Bison, I hope this guy is like his son/grandson/whatever and for pure cheesiness/tribute to Julia they just call him N. Bison and he exists pretty much to show why the original (now deceased) was the optimal version.
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Most of the cast doesn't really fit the role, Ken looks likes hes cuban, Cammy is thai, Byson never fit the role in the first movie either, Ryu ? No clue what that actor even is, Blanca is supposed to be brazilian ect ect if people want to get pissed about that sort of thing.

Cammy is I think the oddest one

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Harshaw

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Caeden said:
Yeah. You could quibble the rest. But none are as fucking terrible as Bison.
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How are you gonna top this anyway?


Either way this looks like cheesy fun. I don't know why people would expect more than this with the history of video game movies.
 
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Homsar said:
Most of the cast doesn't really fit the role, Ken looks likes hes cuban, Cammy is thai, Byson never fit the role in the first movie either, Ryu ? No clue what that actor even is, Blanca is supposed to be brazilian ect ect if people want to get pissed about that sort of thing.

Cammy is I think the oddest one

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Cammy looks like she has a fat ass though so I'm giving her a pass.
 
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Lanx

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Void said:
They had one job, to make Chun Li hot. This chick is definitely not. Great body I'm sure, but face...not so much.
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shes "hot" to those in hollywood

at least it's not a rose tico or that ugly bitch from shangchi

hell, they already had karl urban, they couldn't ask him to bring in karen fukahara to be chun li?
 
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