Shit, I get grumpy if my wife hasn't made any fresh bread to make my toast with. Don't go thinking that I am an asshole towards my wife either, I bake all kinds of shit for us to snack on. It's just that she is amazing at making bread.
So is my wife, but it gets ate so quick I never get toast or sandwhiches out of it. But she found a solution. She makes enough so she can slice and freeze a loaf. A week later it's still good as new if you thaw it out right.
Put sandwich bread in toaster. Viola, it's fucking toast. It's a revolutionary fucking idea, best one since sliced bread. Let me guess that's a separate loaf you keep around? Fucking white-bread segregationist bullshit.