Swamp Donkey, Mom of the year.

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trex

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Fuck. So much to catch up on. Yes anorexic. The baby got bruised from a playground. I was never allowed to leave the house. Did on the 4th. Got in huge trouble. He was abusive as shit. I apologized to him a lot.

Like how the convos make no sense because he deleted everything he said. Again, liars think everyone else is stupid. He's got a tiny dick and was pissed someone else was fucking his wife. I pushed his buttons. He's mad. End of story.
 
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Gavinmad

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Then load the fucking thing instead of taking a selfie with it to use as ammunition against a loving mother you fucking nerd.

Forget what I said earlier, I've been at it too long and just don't have the drive left to white knight this passionately. I pass the torch to you.

 
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tyen

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Fuck. So much to catch up on. Yes anorexic. The baby got bruised from a playground. I was never allowed to leave the house. Did on the 4th. Got in huge trouble. He was abusive as shit. I apologized to him a lot.

Like how the convos make no sense because he deleted everything he said. Again, liars think everyone else is stupid. He's got a tiny dick and was pissed someone else was fucking his wife. I pushed his buttons. He's mad. End of story.

Baby was bruised going up 19 flights of stairs, dragging his legs along the way while you were out getting drunk . I posted the text logs of exactly what I said happened just now. So you somehow saying it was from a park is crazy to me after you apologized for fucking up
 
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Screamfeeder

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The baby got bruised from a playground.
Obviously.
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tyen

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I'm abusive and didn't let her out of the house. Says the girl who went to AA, every single day, and would come back 5+ hours later.

Weird that I have video of you being abusive, and yet you have 0 of that of me
 
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zombiewizardhawk

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Wizard/Cam fight never happened so wisardhawk teeth stock at an all time low

And yet even if my teeth literally all fall out and I am reduced to giving gummies to pay for my meth, my life will still be in a better place than yours.
 
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tyen

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Fuck. So much to catch up on. Yes anorexic. The baby got bruised from a playground. I was never allowed to leave the house. Did on the 4th. Got in huge trouble. He was abusive as shit. I apologized to him a lot.

Like how the convos make no sense because he deleted everything he said. Again, liars think everyone else is stupid. He's got a tiny dick and was pissed someone else was fucking his wife. I pushed his buttons. He's mad. End of story.

I cant delete my texts from screenshots previously made unless I photoshopped them and we have plenty of pixel artists that can tell you that i didnt delete anything from them
 
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Gavinmad

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Baby was bruised going up 19 flights of stairs, dragging his legs along the way while you were out getting drunk . I posted the text logs of exactly what I said happened just now. So you somehow saying it was from a park is crazy to me after you apologized for fucking up

You posted text logs with zero context and zero proof they're related to what you're claiming they are, and even if I think you're both liars the playground story is a lot less ridiculous than the reeeeeee about 19 flights of stairs.
I'm abusive and didn't let her out of the house. Says the girl who went to AA, every single day, and would come back 5+ hours later.

Weird that I have video of you being abusive, and yet you have 0 of that of me

I believe you when you say you aren't abusive though. Has nothing to do with who has proof of what, just isn't the kind of behavior I'd expect from a spineless beta cuckold like you.
 
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GuardianX

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First of all, there is no popularity in this. So you thinking my post is for some kind of acceptance, it is not.

"Caring more about making this thread than my kids" is more of something to say to elicit a rage response. Basically what you said holds no factual reality.

There is attention and you equate all attention in the same vein.

As for the lack of a rage response, come on now...even you know why you aren't having a rage response. You are a sociopath. She is a sociopath too...

The kids aren't a major facet of your life as much as they are a, "You'd get fucked if you abandoned them." type thing and the MAJOR reason you aren't kicking them to the curb? They are major attention points for the wounded dad bullshit you are attempting to pull off right now. The major reason your walking fleshlight isn't taking the bait on them is because she literally doesn't have to and she can still claim the victim points.
 
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Maul

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Baby was bruised going up 19 flights of stairs, dragging his legs along the way while you were out getting drunk . I posted the text logs of exactly what I said happened just now. So you somehow saying it was from a park is crazy to me after you apologized for fucking up
Maybe they do have your weak genetics then if they arent able to walk up a few flights of stairs.

Trex I'm more than willing to shoot a few loads up you if you want some strong kids who can walk, I cant promise to cry during sex like tyen, nor can I boast 4 Apple apps or a tiny penis, but I can promise to neglect you afterwards and be a shitty father like you're used too. Hit me up asap.
 
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Soygen

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Weird that I have video of you being abusive, and yet you have 0 of that of me
She has tons of evidence. You're just saved by her inability to operate the very simple attachment process on the forum.
 
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Gravel

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There's no way they're actually both going to do the 23andme thing in an honest way are they? This whole thing seems way too bitter and built on lies to allow itself to be exposed to the sunlight of knowledge that the test would/could provide.
I'm hoping when they have the custody battle in court, the 23andme is presented as evidence and they have to admit that FoH paid for it.

I don't know if that's a thing, but it'd be hilarious.
 
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DickTrickle

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Fuck. So much to catch up on. Yes anorexic. The baby got bruised from a playground. I was never allowed to leave the house. Did on the 4th. Got in huge trouble. He was abusive as shit. I apologized to him a lot.

Like how the convos make no sense because he deleted everything he said. Again, liars think everyone else is stupid. He's got a tiny dick and was pissed someone else was fucking his wife. I pushed his buttons. He's mad. End of story.

Do you deny demanding money to watch your own kids? You're saying he deleted shit but didn't deny anything you said.

If you could, would you prefer to never have to take care of your kids?
 
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Gravel

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First of all, there is no popularity in this. So you thinking my post is for some kind of acceptance, it is not.

"Caring more about making this thread than my kids" is more of something to say to elicit a rage response. Basically what you said holds no factual reality.
This thread needs a poll for us to vote on teams.
 
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Screamfeeder

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I'm hoping when they have the custody battle in court, the 23andme is presented as evidence and they have to admit that FoH paid for it.

I don't know if that's a thing, but it'd be hilarious.
Cad Cad

Comment please. I need this scene in the 3rd act REALLY bad.
 
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Gavinmad

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Do you deny demanding money to watch your own kids? You're saying he deleted shit but didn't deny anything you said.

If you could, would you prefer to never have to take care of your kids?

We'll know M. Night Shyamalan wrote the script for this if the twist is that they aren't her kids either.

Jesus Gavinmad Gavinmad trex trex will put grandpa dick in her mouth, but even a whore like her won't bang you. Stop white knighting

3/10. Super low effort and clearly can't be bothered to actually read the thread.
 
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