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Gavinmad

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porn whores dont get paid that much and stunt cocks get paid even less.

its why even famous porn actresses still do escorting and strip shows (like Stormy) because that just pays better than a day full of shooting (and millions dont see you suck off some dude after he's just been tunneling your ass for 20 minutes)

Girls Do Porn is also super easy run of the mill sex scenes. Go read Eva Lovia's breakdown of kind of marathon it is to film an anal scene and you'll know the pay goes up pretty quickly as soon as you get past vanilla fucking.
 
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Loser Araysar

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Famous pronstars also can charge a premium for escorting because they're pornstars.

yep, a lot of them do porn only insofar as to keep the name recognition going so they can charge $2000 for escort instead of $400
 
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DickTrickle

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trex trex was everything about the stove fire incident accurate? If not, please detail. If so, do you even care at the risk you put your kids in?
 
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Jackie Treehorn

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God I wish this was real...it would be so much more funny.

My belief-o-meter is in the red though.

Actually if you know what her Facebook page is (it’s easy to deduce names from evidence given in this thread even with names removed) you can see her in pics with a guy who isn’t Tyen. Plus the mugshot is legit.
 
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Daezuel

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Donations for asshole pics!

We've already got the asshole pics though!

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Sentagur

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This is like that one time i accidentally switched channels and landed on a Japanese game show. No idea wtf is going on but cant look away!
Edit: Just donated for the baby daddy test and would like to know if there will be special forum "flair" and who is designing it?
 
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Loser Araysar

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I have now seen the pics of who I presume is "Kayla" and I would definitely toss a cock her way.
 
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Jait

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Real talk. My wife is going to get pissed at me because ill he on my phone getting the lolz from this thread.

Rule #1-999 of this board. Don’t ever tell or show your wife anything from this board that isn’t saved as a picture locally or a random story from work.
 
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DickTrickle

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I have now seen the pics of who I presume is "Kayla" and I would definitely toss a cock her way.

That would explain why she can't figure out a simple attach button (despite her being A+ smart!)
 
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Fifey

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Disappointed, walked to the store to grab a Busted and they were sold out, guess I'll have to wait to get my hardcopy of Trexs mugshot.
 
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Ameraves

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I want to believe, but this just feels like an elaborate troll. Just too good to be true.
 
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Kovaks

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Calling Urgoslav Urgoslav do you you still have the Jerry Springer gif you photoshopped with tex and tyen from the death of the first forum ..?
 
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Daezuel

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So from what my detective skills have revealed I now believe "Kayla" is a m2f that fathered their first son, transitioned, then got caught sleeping with tyen tyen , which is when he realized he just dicked the father of his first child and thus why this separation is so contentious.
 
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