Tell me the sex life you WISH you had, using a video game title.

Monster Hunter?

Actuality: Dead Space

Paperboy

Ultima VI: The False Prophet

Shogun: Total War.

Star Tropics.

Contra

Black ops

Marathon

double post.

Look no further thanthislist right here. Pretty much covers every kind of bizarro bongo fetish freak you could imagine.

My personal favorites? "Barbie Horse Adventures" and "GOLF Magazine Presents 36 Great Holes Starring Fred Couples"

Die Hard. Horrible video game, but I'm game with dying right after some awesome sex. So more like Die Mostly-Hard

Magic Sword!

Mario Party!

Parasite Eve