Tell me the sex life you WISH you had, using a video game title.

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shitlord
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Pancreas

Vyemm Raider
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Look no further thanthislist right here. Pretty much covers every kind of bizarro bongo fetish freak you could imagine.

My personal favorites? "Barbie Horse Adventures" and "GOLF Magazine Presents 36 Great Holes Starring Fred Couples"
 

Ancallagon

Silver Knight of the Realm
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Die Hard. Horrible video game, but I'm game with dying right after some awesome sex. So more like Die Mostly-Hard