The Accountant 2 (2025)
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Lanx
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worst character is the stupid dei bitch, i was wondering why i hated her so much, then i looked her up and saw it, shes the replacement bitch s2 spartacus, fucking naevia, ugh
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I didn't know how strong of a female presence in the film. I guess the first one had a female counterpart character or whatever. I'm honestly looking forward to watching it at some point because autistic assassin number one was a pretty hilarious movie.
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I just saw it and put my post in the "Movies you just watched." I'll repeat it here (as long as I don't make the mods mad...):
I love that they brought in "The Punisher" and didn't even try to pretend he wasn't Frank Castle.
Super-stupid movie that was somehow wildly entertaining. The theater may have been pumping nitrous oxide into the cinema, because the movie will make you smile.
It really doesn't have a plot, just steals tons of material from other action movies/TV shows (and novels) and sews them together like a blood-splattered quilt.
The real title of the film should have been "Rain-X Men."
Terrible, But fucking great. That's my review.
I love that they brought in "The Punisher" and didn't even try to pretend he wasn't Frank Castle.
Super-stupid movie that was somehow wildly entertaining. The theater may have been pumping nitrous oxide into the cinema, because the movie will make you smile.
It really doesn't have a plot, just steals tons of material from other action movies/TV shows (and novels) and sews them together like a blood-splattered quilt.
The real title of the film should have been "Rain-X Men."
Terrible, But fucking great. That's my review.
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It really is just a bizarre movie that somehow remains entertaining, even though that's not a really good movie. Autistic Assassin is A number one. I just wonder how much they'll embrace the absurdity and the second film, I guess that's kind of why I'm excited to see it.
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kroenen
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Only a theatrical release, and you got that date in the trailer. I personally don't give a shit about going to the cinema.
It'll be out in a month on VOD and torrents, and I'll let you know when, so you can avoid the discomfort of intermingling with the population of today.
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Lanx
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haha, you just reminded me of one of my punisher comics, he goes to jail, they fuck him up real good, so bad, somehow he became black lulz
and that is basically
the big reveal of this movie
also, i think i missed it, but how does affleck know the kid is autistic also?
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Saw it last night and that's about the best description of it.
I actually thought the first movie was underrated and greatly enjoyed it, despite there being almost too going on with 3 different connected storylines. Affleck played the savant character subtly and did it well and it was a much more grounded story.
This one, he's plays the character more over-the-top in a more "laugh at the retard" way. And there's a more more dumb shit as well that completely ruined any suspension of disbelief.
Action scenes were fine for what they were, but I didn't sign up for a buddy-cop action comedy which what this movie is closer to.
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lurker
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I saw the first one. Without spoiling this for everyone I didn’t know who the blond lady was or who the little boy was.
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Lanx
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a neighbor just got a whole new system delivered, and 1hr ago it starts thunderstorming, it was half wrapped in the big plastic
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We've been getting some nasty storms here in Forney (Dallas). Luckily, our power has only gone out twice which is a miracle for this neighborhood.
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