Ah, the good old internet. I'm sure you would have "taken it like a man" too. Unless you're a fat fuck too you have just as much chance of getting a safe distance away as the guy who left the suitcase there, but us internet folk don't pussy out like that, no sir. I bet if you gave the people at the Boston Marathon a ten second headstart, most probably would have made it at least far enough not to get their fucking legs blown off, but you wouldn't take that, no sir, because you're a man.
And give me a break with your everyone assuming the worst crap. That's not "every god dam situation" that's one contrived to look like exactly what he wants you to think it looks like. He knew exactly what people would think, and so do you. You just have the luxury of looking at it on a gif on the internet "for the lulz."
So I suppose if I were to take a big chunk of foam and paint it to look like a rock and then throw it off of a freeway overpass into oncoming traffic, those drivers that swerve out of the way, possibly hitting other cars, injuring people, dying, etc. were just pussies right? I mean, it was just foam, it couldn't possibly have done any harm, they're the idiots for not "taking it like a man" right? That's no fucking different, both are legitimate scenarios where it is contrived to look like something dangerous. Just because it isn't doesn't make people pussies for reacting like they are. But I forgot, you're a real man.
And it isn't like I said he should be shot on sight or arrested, I just said I wished someone took him seriously and beat the fuck out of him thinking they were stopping a terrorist, that's all. Like those fucking idiots years ago that pretended to assault one of his buddies in the mall and took off running, only to get roundhouse kicked the fuck out by some random dude. We all laughed at that, how is this one any different other than that suitcase guy didn't get knocked the fuck out? You pretend to do something to provoke that sort of reaction from people, I hope you get knocked the fuck out. I guess that makes me butthurt. Rustled for sure!
