The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

That begs the question, is kuriin even gay? Do you touch balls?

Are you asking to borrow them?

Why only count the sexually active part of their lives? Are you wanting to ignore any that they accidentally swallowed as a child?

It's not as bad as you think. At least, when it's a girlfart it's not as bad you think. I hold mine in when my wife is going down on me, because I'm afraid doing it once might end all blowjobs for a long long time.

Are gay farts more like girl farts or guy farts? i just realized there might be something about dick chasing lifestyle that makes them not be so bad. Or alternately, something about the pussy chasing lifestyle that makes them rancid, but we don't have any dykes around that we can poll.

Obtenor_sl said:

I'm gay so mind if reverse the question? What does a queef smell like?

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I'm not 100% sure I've ever smelled a queef, but unless I'm confused on where it originates, it should smell just like the pussy. If the girl has a stank pussy, her queef will be stank. If a girl has a sweet pussy, her queef should smell good. I love the smell of (non stank) pussy, so I imagine if I ever smelled a queef, I'd probably get a boner.

But when you're talking about farts, those originate in the intestine. Those are pretty much the exhaust from the bacteria that live in your asshole and eat your shit.