The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

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Kreugen_sl said:
I hung out with my xbro friends tonight and they cleared everything up. Those pics of PCs running windows at E3 were just photoshops, everything you saw at E3 was running on an Xbox One because Microsoft said so. All of the Sony demos were just prerendered video, but the MS stuff was all legit because you saw the guys right there with an Xbox controller in their hands and you can't fake that.

Also, we're all wrong about the hardware specs. The PS4 doesn't actually have a faster video card and better RAM or any of that, because that's all just made up speculation. No one knows the actual specs. Not even ATI, AMD or any of the game developers.

Sony is actually going to go bankrupt before the PS4 ever launches; the entire console is just smoke and mirrors.

Also, you get like a 5000 ping in Call of Duty on PS3 bros.
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Unless this friend has big tits and a willingness to blow you while playing Xbox, it's time to cut ties. Fucker might decide to kill you one day because Xenu commanded it.
 
Dioblaire

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Kreugen_sl said:
I hung out with my xbro friends tonight and they cleared everything up. Those pics of PCs running windows at E3 were just photoshops, everything you saw at E3 was running on an Xbox One because Microsoft said so. All of the Sony demos were just prerendered video, but the MS stuff was all legit because you saw the guys right there with an Xbox controller in their hands and you can't fake that.

Also, we're all wrong about the hardware specs. The PS4 doesn't actually have a faster video card and better RAM or any of that, because that's all just made up speculation. No one knows the actual specs. Not even ATI, AMD or any of the game developers.

Sony is actually going to go bankrupt before the PS4 ever launches; the entire console is just smoke and mirrors.

Also, you get like a 5000 ping in Call of Duty on PS3 bros.
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Your buddies have smoked themselves stupid.
 
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Kreugen_sl said:
I hung out with my xbro friends tonight and they cleared everything up. Those pics of PCs running windows at E3 were just photoshops, everything you saw at E3 was running on an Xbox One because Microsoft said so. All of the Sony demos were just prerendered video, but the MS stuff was all legit because you saw the guys right there with an Xbox controller in their hands and you can't fake that.

Also, we're all wrong about the hardware specs. The PS4 doesn't actually have a faster video card and better RAM or any of that, because that's all just made up speculation. No one knows the actual specs. Not even ATI, AMD or any of the game developers.

Sony is actually going to go bankrupt before the PS4 ever launches; the entire console is just smoke and mirrors.

Also, you get like a 5000 ping in Call of Duty on PS3 bros.
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That's fair point you've got there.

P.s can you hook me up with their dealer please. PM me.
 
Flipmode

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So is this the fastest fall from grace in video game history? Is there anyone that Microsoft didn't piss off yet? Is there ANYONE legitimately excited for the Xbone?
 
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MS trying to backtrack on the Xbone Full Game ban they tweeted about

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Rombo

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I wouldnt let a friend fuck up so badly. What are you waiting on to save his sorry ass.
 
Xarpolis

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Amzin_sl said:
Is there any evidence to support the theory that exclusives help a console's sales?
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A lot of Xbox fans only continue to purchase the system due to Halo being exclusive to Xbox. And I'm sure with the release of "The Last of Us", plenty of people that don't have one already will purchase a discounted PS3. This game is being heralded as "the best game of this consoles generation". So... yeah.
 
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Kreugen_sl said:
I hung out with my xbro friends tonight and they cleared everything up. Those pics of PCs running windows at E3 were just photoshops, everything you saw at E3 was running on an Xbox One because Microsoft said so. All of the Sony demos were just prerendered video, but the MS stuff was all legit because you saw the guys right there with an Xbox controller in their hands and you can't fake that.

Also, we're all wrong about the hardware specs. The PS4 doesn't actually have a faster video card and better RAM or any of that, because that's all just made up speculation. No one knows the actual specs. Not even ATI, AMD or any of the game developers.

Sony is actually going to go bankrupt before the PS4 ever launches; the entire console is just smoke and mirrors.

Also, you get like a 5000 ping in Call of Duty on PS3 bros.
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I don't know anyone that stupid IRL. How do you meet these people?
 
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Kreugen_sl said:
I hung out with my xbro friends tonight and they cleared everything up. Those pics of PCs running windows at E3 were just photoshops, everything you saw at E3 was running on an Xbox One because Microsoft said so. All of the Sony demos were just prerendered video, but the MS stuff was all legit because you saw the guys right there with an Xbox controller in their hands and you can't fake that.

Also, we're all wrong about the hardware specs. The PS4 doesn't actually have a faster video card and better RAM or any of that, because that's all just made up speculation. No one knows the actual specs. Not even ATI, AMD or any of the game developers.

Sony is actually going to go bankrupt before the PS4 ever launches; the entire console is just smoke and mirrors.

Also, you get like a 5000 ping in Call of Duty on PS3 bros.
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Hows Furor doing anyway? /drumroll
 
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Looks like Amazon just had their pre order size increased for the PS4. Got bumped up to the release version from the standard.
 
spronk

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how is it possible you can still pre-order a launch edition xbone on amazon, that doesn't make any sense to me

and you guys all just have microsoft wrong, ballmer has seen the future and it's one where vidya game consoles become sentient ala skynet and take over the world. Thats why the console phones in every 24 hours, to receive its daily asimov-3-laws microcode. Thats why games have heavy DRM, to stop the spread of any possible skynet infection. Thats why kinetic watches you 24 hours, to alert authorities if Agent Smith takes over a meatbody. Thats why Carl of Duty has new dog AI, they are actually canine human protective sentinel AIs. Microsoft has done so much to protect humanity against the singularity and no one appreciates them. When the army of PS4s and WiiU's has reigned death and destruction upon the civilized world and all that is left standing is Africa, we will think wistfully in our caves and regret our outrage.

supposedly the xbone DRM is even harsher than what has been leaked so far and the full story is coming out at gamescom.
 
Araxen

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The funny thing is that all Xbones will have WIFI this genre so that WIFI lag that you get with most peeps on PSN is coming to the Xbone.

I am surprised you guys are surprised about the Xbone ban. You get banned from XBL you loose access to your games = XBONED. I'm not surprised at all because all your games are tied to your XBL account.
 
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