The Children's Thread

Mario Speedwagon

Mario Speedwagon

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This thread is for people who aren't quite grown up yet to talk about the serious issues in their lives and what they want to be when they grow up.

I want to be an astronaut or superman.
 
Drinsic

Drinsic

privileged excrementlord
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As an adult, my advice is to give up on your dreams, kid. They're fucking stupid and won't happen.
 
Sparko

Sparko

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I pick my ass and smell my fingers on a regular basis.

Everyone else does this, right?
 
Oblio

Oblio

Utah
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Dr Mario, you know I am a big fan of your work, BUT this thread has a real SS vibe to it. Not your best work Doc, hope you have good malpractice insurance.
 
Haast

Haast

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Is upper decking the shitter at a party an adult or child behavior?

Serious questions need serious answers.
 
Screamfeeder

Screamfeeder

The Dirtbag
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I want to be an attention whoring, antagonistic plebe who can't walk 5 feet without poking everything with a stick and who cries about everything and anything at the drop of a hat.

Looks, like I'm in good company.
 
Mario Speedwagon

Mario Speedwagon

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Eomer

Eomer

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I would like to be a giant pot head who sits on his couch, plays video games, and occasionally heads outdoors to do extreme shit.
 
Joeboo

Joeboo

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My wife is 2 1/2 months pregnant. Am I a horrible person because the only reason that I am rooting for having a boy is because I want an excuse to buy expensive lego sets without seeming like a immature man-boy? Fuck I want some $200 lego sets, and I cant quite justify purchasing them to my wife like I could if we have a son.

Legos fucking rock
 
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