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Araysar

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Quaid_sl said:
Araysar have you ever lived in Russia?

If so, do they have women's deodorant?

I ask because I dated this mega hot Russian (immigrant) girl who seemed to not understand that women's deodorant smelled differently than men's. It was super weird boning a hot chick who smelled like speed stick.
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I lived in USSR until 1991. I was just hitting puberty when I left and havent been back. I'm not sure what the deodorant situation is there. The russian broads i mess around with all smell very feminine. No Old Spice here.
 
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I wear ladies deodorant all the time. Mostly because I'm too lazy to pick up a new stick for myself and end up stealing Mrs Adebisi's. Also because I like to smell pretty.

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I've used my girlfriends' deodorant over the years many times. It's usually better than the men's stuff. That's the fucking SecretT!

I wonder if they prefer me to smell feminine. I think I need some time alone to think about this.
 
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Soygen_sl said:
I wonder if they prefer me to smell feminine. I think I need some time alone to think about this.
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The real question is, do you prefer to smell feminine? Remember, gender is only a choice, you can choose differently! Don't be held back simply because society tells you that you were born as a man.
 
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I don't see gender when I look at someone. I just see a different number of holes.
 
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I can't use a full stick of deodorant before i develop a bit of immunity to it and need to switch to a different brand.
 
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TheBeagle_sl said:
I can't use a full stick of deodorant before i develop a bit of immunity to it and need to switch to a different brand.
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Takes me about 5 sticks... But the same shit happens to me. My BO adapts and turns into a terrible mutant reek.
 
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The sadness of working from home: you use deodorant less because your stink keeps you company
 
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Adebisi_sl said:
The sadness of working from home: you use deodorant less because your stink keeps you company
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Funny, I've never needed to use deodorant. I don't envy you stinkos.

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There's that super crazy antiperspirant you can buy that you only put on once a week. It def keeps you from sweating but you still need a little spritz of deodorant for good measure.

The stuff itches and burns like hell if you use too much. And it probably gives you armpit cancer.

But no worries bro. Lumie has you covered with his garlic "deodorant".
 
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I have to use strong antiperspirant, but probably a few levels down from super crazy. Also bugs love me. I want a pill that adjusts my chemistry. Maybe it let's me smell like freshly mowed grass. I'd probably fall asleep just smelling myself. That would be great.
 
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Yeah I don't have a problem with smell. I shower once a day and that's more than en ough
 
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The gland adapting to the specific chemical mixture being used to inhibit secretion.

It sounds weird to me as well but I'm not a Speedstick expert -- maybe it's a real cocktail you're tossing up in your pits.

I have to change because if I use any 1 kind for too long it will start to give me a rash. Don't want to be breeding no super allergies up in this bitch.
 
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