The Dating Game: Glory Hole Edition - Round 1

Which hole do you select?

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Royal

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Well gents the way it's played is pretty simple. There are 10 individually numbered holes to choose from and behind each a warm, salivating mouth belonging to one of this weeks celebrity participants awaits. All you have to do is decide into which hole you'll insert your member and enter your selection in the poll above.

At noon Eastern Standard Time on Friday after the poll has closed I will announce which celebrities match up with which holes, the order being determined by random number generator. At that point your selections will be locked in and it will up to each man to see if he can go the distance.

So without any further ado let's meet this weeks celebrity participants, in no particular order:

Katy Perry

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Amy Jackson

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Rosie O'Donnell

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Shia Labeouf

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Christina Hendricks

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Magda

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Larry the Cable Guy

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Natalie Dormer

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The Hef

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And a mystery celebrity

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Dalien

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Voted #2 because no one else has yet. Really hoping to get Rosie O'Donnell.
 
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Izo

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A young man who is lonely and desperate for sex, is tired of whacking off at porn. While browsing through a pawn shop, he accidentally stumbles across a strange device with a hole in it. The shop owner tells him it is an alien glory hole. At first the young man laughs sarcastically and calls him crazy, but when the shop owner confesses that he himself has used it, and that it works. The young man suddenly wants to buy it, and asks him to show him exactly how to use it. The man tells him that whenever a penis is shoved through the hole, it comes out in a different galaxy where many different females from many different species are waiting to play with male sex organs. Sometimes they suck them, and sometimes they make love to them and sometimes they like to play with knives, and do things they are not supposed to do!!!
The shop owner says there are no guarantees he won't be injured if he uses it. He also warns that it is at the discretion of the alien female as to just when she will allow the cock to go back through the hole. Some females like to play with cocks for hours, some for days, and some forever and ever.
But the young man is stubborn and willing to take whatever chance he has to in order to get his cock into the hot little hands and holes of a sexy, female alien. He just hopes, however, that his cock will end up in
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Amazon gems.
 
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trex

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This makes no sense. And Friday is September 2nd.

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Nevele

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Since there was no #11, I had to go to my fall back selection, #8. Really pulling for Natalie, but I could force my way through a few more of those choices...
 
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Indyocracy

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I am confused, no matter who I get id be happy. How exactly do you lose here, its an awesome story no matter what and since it is a glory hole they are all Katy Perry until it doesn't matter.
 
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Aamry

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I got a feeling Shia Lebouf can suck a mean dick
 
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Mist

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This is worse than Mist poll and that takes some talent.
 
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