The Elder Scrolls Online: not the MMO we want, the MMO Curt Schilling thinks we deserve
it is weird there is no big "fuck me" moment in the first hour. I mean Skyrim had that shit with the prisoners, the goddamn dragon flying in, having to choose a faction, escape, etc. I was so jazzed to play Tomb Raider after its intro. In TESO I just wandered around for an hour looking at fucked up mannequin models and hundreds of looted urns, pressing E a lot. I think at some point something happened with the prophet and Brienne of Tarth, but I was off staring at a wall and missed it. Then just a whole lot more E key on an island, before I had enough of this boring shit and alt-f4'd.
I just can't figure out why anyone at Zenimax said "yeah, lets open up our beta to hundreds of thousands of people and give them this first impression, stuff is gold! GOLD!!" The weekend definitely turned me from a "well...maybe..." to a definite "haha fuck no, wait till f2p"