The Fast Food Thread

Vaclav

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As long as people don't hate Jelly Bellys.

But seriously, wife and I love Swedish Fish - but then again we'd get gummy worms from the gourmet candy shop probably monthly during our early years - we just love gummy shit.
 

McCheese

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The best Lofthouse summer seasonal cookies are starting to hit store shelves. I saw strawberry today so I picked up a ten pack for lunch. Strawberry is my favorite, but we should start seeing watermelon, key lime, and lemon in the next few months.
 

Vaclav

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The best Lofthouse summer seasonal cookies are starting to hit store shelves. I saw strawberry today so I picked up a ten pack for lunch. Strawberry is my favorite, but we should start seeing watermelon, key lime, and lemon in the next few months.
Man, Key Lime prefab stuff is so disappointing after moving to Florida - it's really pathetic what people call Key Lime... I used to like all that fake Key Lime stuff, but now it just tastes terrible.

I bet it's even more extreme for Soy, being so close to the actual Keys.
 

Xevy

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The worst Key Lime I ever had was in the Florida Keys. Shit was so tart it wasn't pie. It was an established place with real Key Limes and stuff too. I'll stick to my faux green dyed shit.
 

Harshaw

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The worst Key Lime I ever had was in the Florida Keys. Shit was so tart it wasn't pie. It was an established place with real Key Limes and stuff too. I'll stick to my faux green dyed shit.
That is how Key Lime should be, it should give you a nice pucker.
 

Noodleface

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I went out to Five Guys for the first time in like 5 years. Last time I went I got really, really sick and had diarrhea so bad that I had to sit in a Papa Gino's parking lot for an hour before I could drive home. Pretty sure I broke their toilet. I've only been twice in my life.

It was goddamn exceptional. I got a bacon cheeseburger (double) and mistakenly ordered a regular fry. Just awesomeness all around. Cost me $14 for that and a soda though.

The other guys all got shakes with bacon in them. I thought it would just be bacon bits or bacon flavor but it was straight up bacon inside. They said it was awesome.
 

Soygen

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We had Five Guys last night and I feel fucking terrible this morning. I don't know if it was Five Guys, but my stomach is all kinds of fucked up. The burger and fries were delicious though.
 

Khane

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Bros, I haven't had fast food in over a month. Will I have lost the taste for it when the time finally comes again?
 

Sutekh

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Probably not. I didn't eat it for about 2 years and the other night I had a bigmac and tasted pretty much the same as it always tasted, like shit.
 

Noodleface

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You broke your celibacy on the most bottom tier of fast food around, no wonder. It probably is just reformed shit patties
 

Tenks

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What I like about 5 Guys is you can taste that the toppings are actually fresh and cut recently