The Fast Food Thread

Khane

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I have decided that these are my favorite snack item. They are not a chip, but they are my favorite:

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Added bonus, they give you great kissin' breath.

No they don't. They make your breath smell like hot garbage. Never try to kiss someone after eating those, unless you hate them and want them to know, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that if it wasn't illegal you'd end them right here, right now. Like the scene from the Godfather, part 2. You bet your ass he ate a bag of these before he laid one on old Fredo.
 

Grimmlokk

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I have decided that these are my favorite snack item. They are not a chip, but they are my favorite:
Once spent 2 days in the woods literally eating nothing but the Hot Buffalo Wing version of those pretzel pieces, and shrooms and drinking nothing but beer.



I miss camping.
 

Joeboo

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I have decided that these are my favorite snack item. They are not a chip, but they are my favorite:

rrr_img_98547.jpg


Added bonus, they give you great kissin' breath.

No they don't. They make your breath smell like hot garbage. Never try to kiss someone after eating those, unless you hate them and want them to know, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that if it wasn't illegal you'd end them right here, right now. Like the scene from the Godfather, part 2. You bet your ass he ate a bag of these before he laid one on old Fredo.
I love those things, but the crazy seasoning they use on those just doesn't go away. The stuff coats your mouth and lingers FOREVER. I've never seen anything like it. Cheetos don't do that, doritos don't do that, lots of types of chips and snacks leave residue on your fingers but these things take it to the goddamn next level. Its like ever millimeter of surface area in your mouth gets coated and lingers forever. Your teeth, your tongue, the roof of your mouth. That shit is so potent I wouldn't be surprised if it was used to clear jungles in the Vietnam war.
 

lurkingdirk

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I love dill pickle chips. The kind you get in Canada. Americans weaken that flavour a lot, and screw that.

Also, have you guys tried hull less butter popcorn in a bag? Meijer has a house brand that is awesome.
 

Harshaw

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I love those things, but the crazy seasoning they use on those just doesn't go away. The stuff coats your mouth and lingers FOREVER. I've never seen anything like it. Cheetos don't do that, doritos don't do that, lots of types of chips and snacks leave residue on your fingers but these things take it to the goddamn next level. Its like ever millimeter of surface area in your mouth gets coated and lingers forever. Your teeth, your tongue, the roof of your mouth. That shit is so potent I wouldn't be surprised if it was used to clear jungles in the Vietnam war.
They make a garlic and herb variety that is super potent, it was like eating raw garlic.
 

Noodleface

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I haven't had fast food in nearly 2 months and I feel like my life is slipping away.

FUCK, wife needs to go back to work
 

Joeboo

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Motherfucking McDonalds

The McDs I always stop at had a sign up that they are doing 24/7 breakfast. Cool.

THEY RAISED THE PRICE OF MY GODDAMNED BREAKFAST BURRITOS

$1.29 now, instead of $1.00.

Sons of bitches. All of them.
 

Mures

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Ha, well what does her being home from work have to do with you not getting fast food then?
 

Noodleface

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Ha, well what does her being home from work have to do with you not getting fast food then?
She gets irrationally angry if I eat fast food. I have type 2 beetus, so it's understandable to a point, but she believes fast food is the cause of it. Sure, I ate really shitty and what I was eating was fast food, but she believes it is the number 1 reason for my debilitating illness.

So I basically just stopped eating fast food. I cook all our meals because she's terrible at it and always has really shitty ideas for food (let's have grilled cheese for dinner is her favorite.. I can't sustain my life on that). Plus I feel like a pretty good home cook, so I enjoy it.

Usually twice a month on Saturdays I would go out after my WoW raid and feast on Burger King. now I don't raid and barely leave the house anyways because of the demon spawn I created. Plus she's home all the time now I can't sneak out.

I know it sounds so stupid when I write it down, but it's an argument I'd rather not have. I conceded long ago and have been deceiving my wife. I'm cheating on her with burger king.
 

Lanx

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Is that legit? I can't find any corroborating info.
press release spot
Chick-fil-A - News and Press Releases | Chick-fil-A

still has the closed on sunday spot
Closed on Sundays - Sunday Philosophy | Chick-fil-A


nothing on google news
chick fil a sunday - Google Search

I know it sounds so stupid when I write it down, but it's an argument I'd rather not have. I conceded long ago and have been deceiving my wife. I'm cheating on her with burger king.
you better be paying with cash and burn those receipts instead of leaving em in your car.