The Fast Food Thread

Kirun

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Anyone that thinks dipping french fries in ice cream is weird is a fucking non funtional retard. It encompasses many of the tenants of cooking perfection. Hot,cold, salty, sweet, soft, crunchy. It is ALL that is good in food mixed together. FROM A VALUE MENU. Idiots.

Balancing Food Flavors, Textures - Online Medical Encyclopedia - University of Rochester Medical Center
I get so sick of food hipsters telling people the "right" way to mix food. I don't give a fuck what the "studies" say, my taste buds say that a sweet/salty mix is fucking gross. Sweet/sour? Sure. Creamy/Crunchy? Yeah, not bad. Sweet/salty? Fuck you.
 

Tenks

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I get so sick of food hipsters telling people the "right" way to mix food. I don't give a fuck what the "studies" say, my taste buds say that a sweet/salty mix is fucking gross. Sweet/sour? Sure. Creamy/Crunchy? Yeah, not bad. Sweet/salty? Fuck you.
University of Rochester Medical Center employs nothing but hipsters who do scientific studies. You heard it here first.
 

Gravy

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I get so sick of food hipsters telling people the "right" way to mix food. I don't give a fuck what the "studies" say, my taste buds say that a sweet/salty mix is fucking gross. Sweet/sour? Sure. Creamy/Crunchy? Yeah, not bad. Sweet/salty? Fuck you.
Damn, dude. Not even trail mix?
 

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I get so sick of food hipsters telling people the "right" way to mix food. I don't give a fuck what the "studies" say, my taste buds say that a sweet/salty mix is fucking gross. Sweet/sour? Sure. Creamy/Crunchy? Yeah, not bad. Sweet/salty? Fuck you.
Damn bro, not even Sea Salt Dark Chocolate?

Most chocolate chip cookie recipes have salt in them ... ;-(

Your blanket makes me cold.
 

Gravel

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All this drink talk reminds me of the Sonic Twizzler slushie. It only lasted like maybe 6-12 months, but that thing was amazing. I guess it didn't do very well though since they got rid of it. Fucker tasted like liquid Twizzlers though.
 

Khane

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Peanuts and fudge in vanilla ice cream... Kirun is out his goddamn mind.
 

McCheese

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I'm got a few orders of the 8-count Chick-fil-a grilled chicken nuggets--that grilled stuff they've been advertising on TV. Fuck, I'm glad I ordered more than one, because these are the smallest god damn nuggets I've ever laid eyes on. They taste fine, but damn if they aren't a rip off.
 

Soygen

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I'm got a few orders of the 8-count Chick-fil-a grilled chicken nuggets--that grilled stuff they've been advertising on TV. Fuck, I'm glad I ordered more than one, because these are the smallest god damn nuggets I've ever laid eyes on. They taste fine, but damn if they aren't a rip off.
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Tenks

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How is grilled chicken bad now? I feel like this whole hating on McCheese's diet thing has run it's course.
 

Korrupt

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I thought custard was another name honkeys use for flan but I noticed at shake shack the milkshakes arent shakes they are custards????