The Fast Food Thread

Joeboo

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I feel bad for the bros who've never experienced the magic of having a Greek Diner on every other block in your neighborhood. That shit is the best ever.
I'd shank someone for some authentic tzatziki sauce from a Greek diner. The closest authentic Greek restaurant is 20 miles away from me. I do have a crazy Turkish grocery store + restaurant near me that makes some badass kebobs and gyros though.
 

Vaclav

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I feel bad for the bros who've never experienced the magic of having a Greek Diner on every other block in your neighborhood. That shit is the best ever.
Just left an area like that (well, like 10-15 min drive to the section of town like that) - never really did anything for me, not much of a diner fan overall though. The variety is nice, but I'd rather have a handful of items someplace I know I appreciate rather than pouring over a tome of stuff that's mostly done adequately at best and awful at worst.

Only really liked going when we had picky guests or buying desserts from Brooklyn Diner to take home (was covered on Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives).
 

Noodleface

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Some Intel subsidiary came in to give us a presentation and bought us all pizza from a local place. I don't even know what place it was but it was the most delicious pizza i've ever had - especially after years of just pizza hut and digiorno
 

Joeboo

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Some Intel subsidiary came in to give us a presentation and bought us all pizza from a local place. I don't even know what place it was but it was the most delicious pizza i've ever had - especially after years of just pizza hut and digiorno
My main issue is, local pizza places are almost always better than Pizza Hut/Papa Johns/Digiorno, but goddamnit, I hate paying $25 for a single pizza(if you don't have a coupon) The price of a pizza without a special sale/coupon is goddamned ridiculous. They're good, but that $7 Digiorno isn't bad, I don't know that the "real" pizza is worth 3x the cost.
 

Mario Speedwagon

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Red Baron is the best price/taste ratio frozen pizza. Digiorno is for faggots and if you buy California pizza kitchen you might as well just top it with jizz.
 

lurkingdirk

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I haven't eaten at a Dennys since a waitress dropped her tray of around 6 cups of water on me, and they still expected me to pay for the dinner I didn't have a chance to eat because it was doused in water like I was before I walked out.
 

Soygen

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I see your Denny's grudge has held a lot stronger than your Chik-Fil-A grudge.
 

Noodleface

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The waiter at outback spilled 6 sodas on me and didn't comp a single thing. I didn't complain, just never went back.
 

Soygen

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Noodle just sat there, drenched in coke, nibbling on his blooming onion in silence.
 

Mures

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I see your Denny's grudge has held a lot stronger than your Chik-Fil-A grudge.
Its actually Chik-fil-a's new slogan, "Chik-fil-a, so good we'll insult you in front of your wife and children and you'll come back for more."
 

lurkingdirk

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Meh. The Chick Fil A grudge is now complete. I'll never go there again. The Dennys one may be softening, but there's no Dennys local anymore. They closed the local one.

They're all turd fondlers.
 

Fifey

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My main issue is, local pizza places are almost always better than Pizza Hut/Papa Johns/Digiorno, but goddamnit, I hate paying $25 for a single pizza(if you don't have a coupon) The price of a pizza without a special sale/coupon is goddamned ridiculous. They're good, but that $7 Digiorno isn't bad, I don't know that the "real" pizza is worth 3x the cost.
The way I look at it is a large good pizza is at least two meals so you are only paying 12 bucks a meal so while dominoes is only 7 bucks a pizza, each pizza is a meal and it tastes horrible.
 

Alex

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All the good pizza places here don't deliver. I'd rather have Papa John's or Round Table than almost all the local pizza joints that do deliver. SF has terrible pizza.
 

Vitality

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All the good pizza places here don't deliver. I'd rather have Papa John's or Round Table than almost all the local pizza joints that do deliver. SF has terrible pizza.
Papa John's isn't even in the same realm as Round Table as far as quality pizza.
 

Grimmlokk

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Some Intel subsidiary came in to give us a presentation and bought us all pizza from a local place. I don't even know what place it was but it was the most delicious pizza i've ever had - especially after years of just pizza hut and digiorno
Very useful and informative post, thanks for contributing!

My main issue is, local pizza places are almost always better than Pizza Hut/Papa Johns/Digiorno, but goddamnit, I hate paying $25 for a single pizza(if you don't have a coupon) The price of a pizza without a special sale/coupon is goddamned ridiculous. They're good, but that $7 Digiorno isn't bad, I don't know that the "real" pizza is worth 3x the cost.
Where the fuck are you ordering $25 dollar pizzas from? Are you getting lobster and truffle pizzas or something?

If I spend $25(before tip) I'm getting a medium pizza, some wings, and maybe a gyro. La Nova here has a medium meat lovers for ~$15 that feeds 4 dudes easily. Shit is piled with meat.