The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread
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Yeah, but do you want to fuck your mailman or not??
EDIT: For the record, I'd probably buy your sexy mustache a Christmas gift too, Grumpus.
Does she pay for your services specifically at the gym, or are they an added bonus type thing (i.e., included in membership?)
If there is no real direct line of money<->services, I'd see this as a girl that is getting you a gift because of ulterior motives.
Is she getting anyone else at the gym a gift? Any of your coworkers?
You're over thinking the situation, just ask her out. With shy girls most times it's best to just approach it more as hanging out instead of a date so they feel a bit more comfortable with it all. Go from there. Don't build this up in your mind for too long before you act, only going to make yourself feel shittier if it doesn't work.
And ya she definitely sounds interested. Go for it man.
And ya she definitely sounds interested. Go for it man.
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Ill share my first sexual experience with you all. Late 80's I tink it was 89' if I remeber right. I was 16 at the time working at a fast food joint at a mall here in suburbs of Detroit. There were tons of chicks which worked there, it was like a revolving door of pussy.
So one weekday this dude that was supposed to work the kitchen with me never shows up, so the manager sends this chick to work with me during dinner rush, pulling her off the register. Good looking 5-6 about 120lbs, nice titties, like C cups but nice and perky, dark brown hair and she wore glasses. So we work the shift together, joking and laughing talking..etc..and we end up talking about sex at some point. So jokingly I tell her that we should hook up for the romp. And to my amazement she says sure! I was shocked and thought she was kidding. I mean how many times does this happen? You ask a chick if you can bang her and she says yes?
So long story short we end up meeting at a buddies house. He was the older brother of one of the dudes that I was really good friends with at the workplace. So we go downstairs to the basement while my buddy is upstairs. So we start going at it. She takes off the clothes leaving only her panties and bra, nice fucking body I was all excited! Finally my first piece of ass, and a fucking nice one at that. So we start kissing and stuff, fooling around and I go and I work my way to go down on her. And OMFG, it was rank! Some of the most stinky pussy that no man would ever want to experience. To this day I have never smelled any bitch so rank before and I had plenty. I literally started to gag, but I did not want to spoil this so I was trying to play it off. But at this time my dick went totally limp. She got onto all fours in front of me on the floor. I tried to hit that shit but I could no longer get it up. I never knew about the finger test at that time being a noob and all. So we tried and tried, but I just could not do it. I stuck my limp dick into her a few times but it just did not work.
So one weekday this dude that was supposed to work the kitchen with me never shows up, so the manager sends this chick to work with me during dinner rush, pulling her off the register. Good looking 5-6 about 120lbs, nice titties, like C cups but nice and perky, dark brown hair and she wore glasses. So we work the shift together, joking and laughing talking..etc..and we end up talking about sex at some point. So jokingly I tell her that we should hook up for the romp. And to my amazement she says sure! I was shocked and thought she was kidding. I mean how many times does this happen? You ask a chick if you can bang her and she says yes?
So long story short we end up meeting at a buddies house. He was the older brother of one of the dudes that I was really good friends with at the workplace. So we go downstairs to the basement while my buddy is upstairs. So we start going at it. She takes off the clothes leaving only her panties and bra, nice fucking body I was all excited! Finally my first piece of ass, and a fucking nice one at that. So we start kissing and stuff, fooling around and I go and I work my way to go down on her. And OMFG, it was rank! Some of the most stinky pussy that no man would ever want to experience. To this day I have never smelled any bitch so rank before and I had plenty. I literally started to gag, but I did not want to spoil this so I was trying to play it off. But at this time my dick went totally limp. She got onto all fours in front of me on the floor. I tried to hit that shit but I could no longer get it up. I never knew about the finger test at that time being a noob and all. So we tried and tried, but I just could not do it. I stuck my limp dick into her a few times but it just did not work.
Step 1) Porn store
Step 2) Buy kit to make dildo
Step 3) Model your penis
Step 4) Give one to the girl and send the extra to your ex as "gag gifts" for christmas
Worked for me.
Step 2) Buy kit to make dildo
Step 3) Model your penis
Step 4) Give one to the girl and send the extra to your ex as "gag gifts" for christmas
Worked for me.
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Stinky pussy induced impotence!
Yeah, what you did to instigate sex (suggesting you have sex) has worked for me many times too. I've been shocked by how many times a flirty situation turns into sex merely by starting to talk about sex. Fuck! I miss random sex!
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The best way to induce sex is to simply excuse yourself to the bathroom and come out butt ass naked. There are only so many ways she can respond. Laughter (then go run and put some pants on and laugh about it with her, and then seduce her), disgust (not much you can do about that except call her a prude and thank her for wasting your mother fucking time), and the least common - excited. If its the last reaction you're bangin in minutes (usually without condoms). It shows the girl you are here for a reason, and that reason is penetration. Probably have a 50% success rate with it, which is pretty good all things considered. Cuts right through the shit, and the girls that are disgusted probably weren't fuckin anyways.
Lenas
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You rock The Naked Man? Do you figure out poses in the mirror before you walk out?
Eomer
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It was better on How I Met Your Mother...
Just wondering something on Christmas presents for ladies. I fucking hate presents and sentimental shit, because I am the least sentimental person in the world. It's just not how I operate. So naturally Christmas is coming up, and I've been dating this girl for a month now. I'm assuming she's now my girlfriend, but that conversation hasn't been had at all. We've stayed completely away from any "relationship" type talk. Just the way she acts with me etc leads me to believe we are a couple now, but I really don't know at this point. If asked by her or anyone else, my plan is outward confusion.
So either way, I'm pretty sure I'm obligated to get her a present for Christmas. I know that her and her friend that introduced us were talking about her getting a hair color done at a salon across the street from me. Is a gift certificate there a decent present? Gift certificates, in my opinion, are shit gifts in general. But this is a nice, easy one for me. And I'll likely have to get spend $100-200, so it's not a cheap gift. Opinions?
Eomer
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haha, funny story, I'm going back to Japan in February. So this is doable, in the medium term.
Groupon for that shit man. They always have a parlor up and with some you can be sneaky and book the time/date in advance and hand over the groupon without giving it to the girl(thus she thinks you spent more than you actually did on her).