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just ask her for a quote, no sex just pee, joke will be on her when shes finds out she's the pee-ee not the pee-er.
I'd buy a photo if it meant Keg would suffer no legal repercussions. Just to keep a fellow rerolled bro out of jail of course.. not like I'd masturbate to it.... maybe..As a backup plan, I assume you plan to take pictures of her being pissed on while tagged with RR or holding up a Kegkilla sign or something. You could claim it's a porn shoot and make some extremely half-assed attempt to sell the photos if the shit hit the fan somehow.
And drink as little water as possible the few days before seeing her.also, please asparagus.
Just ask her if she likes wetwork and how much that would cost."Most likely no"
I think it's a negotiation tactic
LOL! Well, at least she now thinks J49 is a weirdo that probably wanted to pee on her by proxy. I'd call that a partial victory.Shit I just got "no way dude"
We didn't even get to money.... I'm bout to throw out a numberHow much you offering?
.I was at the Adult Shoppe about 2:30 this morning. Couple came in and started looking at videos in the bookstore. Early to mid 40's. She tall, thin, Daisy Duke shorts, high heals and a 'wife beater' T-shirt. Shoulder length brown hair. She should have stayed longer in the 'pass out tits' line, but she had a great ass.
They were looking at videos, but both kept looking at every guy in the store and when guys would walk back and forth between the theaters. I thought they were going to go into the theater, but was brokenhearted when they got a video and rented a private room.
I went back into one of the theaters to see if anything would come in. About 15 or 20 minutes the door buzzes someone in and I hear the 'click click' of high heels. It was the couple! They sat on the back bench and started snuggling. The guy started playing with her tits and she was rubbing his cock, and again looking around at all the guys (who were all looking back at them, but this time we were all rubbing our dicks) . One guy went and sat next to her on the bench and immediately took out his dick and started stroking. They both looked at him and his cock and the boyfriend leaned over and said something to him and they all got up and went out. I followed, thinking it might be some parking lot action, but all three of them went into the door that leads to the private rooms (you have to have rented a room to get buzzed through that door).
Sooo, I went back to the theater and sat for another 15 or 20 minutes, when all three of them come back in the theater again, but sit separately. This time, the couple didn't waste any time. They looked around and the bf went over to another guy and obviously asked him if he liked his woman, because he nodded and off the three of THEM went to the room.
This happened three more times. What could have been a hot theater night turned out to be frustrating, especially since I was not one that they picked .
But, there's always tomorrow.
Dirty
Uh am I the only person that thinks that keg should get this chick to hold up a sign under her jizz covered tits that says "I never came with Johnny but I did with Keg" and take a picture to post here?Shit I just got "no way dude"