The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

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VariaVespasa_sl

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cabbitcabbit_sl said:
I have a friend that does that on the side during the weekends to help pay for her PhD. She tells me it's just whipping and verbal humiliation. She never fucks them. I don't think most of them do.

You're twig and berries should be safe, bra.
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Seconded that dominatrixes usually dont have sex with their clients.
 
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VariaVespasa_sl said:
As it currently stands, most recipients *wish* it was jammed up their ass. You actually have to drink it as a thin slurry, more or less. Its not a happy time...
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Who knew that Two Girls one Cup was a medical trailblazing video?
 
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VariaVespasa_sl said:
As it currently stands, most recipients *wish* it was jammed up their ass. You actually have to drink it as a thin slurry, more or less. Its not a happy time...
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You don't drink it. Christ. Its a tube that goes through your mouth into your stomach or intestine. Kinda gross but its not like you're eating someone's shit
 
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I'm wondering who gets the job of picking the corn out before they put it into the bag.

Sounds like CNA work to me.
 
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I don't think they pick the corn out, they just frappe it in with the rest for a silky smoothie.
 
Dyvim

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So after all this years of taking a dump on her chest and pissing in her butthole, you are now telling us we were all doing it wrong?
Thanks Obama.
 
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Been seeing this new girl since November (yoga instructor) and finally decided to change my FB relationship status yesterday to get a couple girls off my back.

Woke up the next day with 4 texts from 4 different girls essentially saying "Hey, we never hang out anymore, give me a ring" including one who just started dating a guy and still asks what I'm up to at 2am.

Whores. All of them. Absolute whores.
 
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This is what you do to the two chicks who already have BFs: You send them a reply and arrange to meet them at some restaurant or bar at a specific day and time. Then you send their BFs a mail saying you're an old friend of theirs and that they asked you to send this as a favour and that they should meet them at that place at that time. Then you show up early, sit in a dark corner wearing a disguise and watch the drama that unfolds
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cabbitcabbit_sl said:
Been seeing this new girl since November (yoga instructor) and finally decided to change my FB relationship status yesterday to get a couple girls off my back.

Woke up the next day with 4 texts from 4 different girls essentially saying "Hey, we never hang out anymore, give me a ring" including one who just started dating a guy and still asks what I'm up to at 2am.

Whores. All of them. Absolute whores.
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all women are whores,except our mother and sister
 
Famm

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ohkcrlho_sl said:
all women are whores,except our mother and sister
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Its ok, someday we will find that woman who is magically a whore in the bedroom,but she's only a whore for meand will be housewife and mommy when I don't need to blow my load.
 
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Famm_sl said:
Its ok, someday we will find that woman who is magically a whore in the bedroom,but she's only a whore for meand will be housewife and mommy when I don't need to blow my load.
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Bro you find that chick let me know if she has a sister. Ill trade you a fungi tunic. Promise.
 
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