The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

popsicledeath_sl said:

Hookers aren't people. And people only go there to get hookers?

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yes they are....asshole

Johnny49_sl said:

oops forgot one catagory
STDs -Kristen - gonorrhea, Jamie - gonorrhea, Capri- none

Fuck, Marry, Kill

fuck- Kristen
marry - Jamie
kill - sorry Capri

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Bugchaser #confirmed. If you switch to african immigrants you might give your wife the HIV quicker.

Johnny49_sl said:

yes they are....asshole

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Johnny cares about hookers so much he can't even take a joke. :/

popsicledeath_sl said:

Johnny cares about hookers so much he can't even take a joke. :/

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sorry, very emotional day for me.....

Whats your wife and kids saying about your holy crusade to get as much STDs as possible?

well my wife said do not bring home anymore STD's, my kids are not aware of the situation

but the friggin dogs sniff my crotch everytime i come home

Johnny49_sl said:

sorry, very emotional day for me.....

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Us too, man. We barely knew this last one. I mean, not even a tit shot? Sad to see she's going away so soon.

new list
Kristen -8 months August 2012 to April 2013
Jamie- 4 months July 2013 to November 2013
Capri - 1 month January 2014 to February 2014

Ok, so that make's it a little better, you and the wife do have an open relationship, does that mean we can fuck your wife and you won't care?

toomanynames_sl said:

Ok, so that make's it a little better, you and the wife do have an open relationship, does that mean we can fuck your wife and you won't care?

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You are not up to date on the J49 history files.

That must be the case, I was just assuming his wife knows he sluts around if he's brought home STDs before. I suppose if she is frigid or something but I don't get it, doesn't it go what's good for the goose is good for the gander?

I've been up on this thread though but I have to have missed something. I even recall the glamor shot pic he put up of his wife (assuming that was her, who knows . . . ). I recall a blonde, in a blue two piece /shrug...

J49. Way to entertain, your candid posting has made my day. I also learned it is far more likely you will gets gonorrhea from head than intercourse, god bless the internet.

Capri...has been heroin free since friday, and safe at home with her mom ( whom i met )

It's kind of a catch 22 that you can't fuck them after they clean up

Three way hooker and mom and become a rerolled god

Julian the Apostate_sl said:

Three way hooker and mom

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Mind = blown. Genius idea. Make it happen J49.

And make sure you pay them both. After all,they need drugstheir trailer payment is past dueher dad is in prison and her mom has 7 other kids just as fucked up as heryou are a humanitarian and a knight in shining armor.