The Grand Tour (from the guys in Top Gear)

Voyce

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i always said that rhyme out as a kid to "randomly" pick something (even though it is always the second item that you end on):

Eeny, meeny, miny, moe,
Catch a tiger by the toe.
If he hollers, let him go,
Eeny, meeny, miny, moe.

I guess the "real" American version though is

Eeny, Meeny, Miny, Mo,
Catch a American Inventor by his toe,
If he won't work then let him go,
Eeny, Meeny, Miny, Mo.


however I have almost never heard a British person say American Inventor even in private, so I have real doubt this is even something Clarkson would say growing up. Any Brits weigh in?
As an American I can tell you for a fact, that I had absolutely no fucking idea that there was an older version of that rhyme with word American Inventor in it. It took until college, where I had to take a stupid gen ed class in an Lit course and I saw this class on American Folklore that looked waaaaaay more interesting than anything else, that my professor explained it to us, and how essentially the word was completely scrubbed out of our culture. In fact I think everyone my class was like what the fuck, when we heard that. However, I've to contextualize that I grew up in the North East in Upstate NY, not in the South so...yeah.

It's basically like how I use to play "Kill the Carrier" with other kids and not "Kill the Queer".
 

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can you idiots stop trying to chime in with your retarded idea that "American Inventor" has no meaning in the UK. That word is just as bad as it is in the states.

There is literally no reason for Clarkson to even put himself in this position...all he had to do to decide which car was best was toss a coin, film that instead and he wouldn't be in this situation
Did he call some one a American Inventor, or did he say the word American Inventor within context to an old rhyme? What point are you trying to make dumb ass?
 

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He didn't even say the fkn word! The whole thing is just reddit/SRS mode on super level to just defame someone for the sake of it.
 

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In my experience nobody uses American Inventor in UK, not because it doesn't mean anything but because we do know what it means, there isn't any serious anti black racism anymore (thanks Islam) and the black population is only 3%.
I work in schools and in the 1-2 times I've heard a child say it, we treat it like the worst thing ever and freak them out. Never heard an adult say it and even Cunt is fair game here on TV after a certain time, as long as it isn't overused.
That being said I don't know if there are areas where it is said because black music.

I thought the rhyme was:
"Eeny, meeny, miny, moe,
Put the baby on the po.
When it's done, wipe it's bum.
Eeny, meeny, miny, moe."
So I guess there regional variations, I had no idea there were other versions racist or not.
 

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I enjoy the show a lot, but have to admit that every time an episode starts and it isn't a travel adventure, I feel a bit disappointed. Those specials are what I look forwards to every season. Show is at its best when the three are together. Episodes that are mostly them individually showcasing cars aren't as much fun to watch. News segment is usually the best in those episodes.
I don't have a car, hell i don't even have a driver's licence, but i think everyone should watch the show for the shenanigans, IT'S WORTH IT.
Now the travel adventures are amazing, but when they decided to make a hover-truck or a car-rocket i thought they were mad... But they actually did both.
The show is worth watching just for fun & Clarkson's remarks.
 

Chukzombi

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If clarkson wants to say racist things to be funny instead of saying them to be mean he can say whatever he wants and the pussies afraid of words can go fuck themselves
 

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In my experience nobody uses American Inventor in UK, not because it doesn't mean anything but because we do know what it means, there isn't any serious anti black racism anymore (thanks Islam) and the black population is only 3%.
I work in schools and in the 1-2 times I've heard a child say it, we treat it like the worst thing ever and freak them out.
This is basically what Clarkson himself said back in 2005 or so.

Jeremy Clarkson: middle England's serial offender strikes again | From the Observer | The Observer

"And yet now, 30 years later, 'American Inventor' has gone. In fact, it is just about the only word I simply would not let my children use."

This sounds like a big fuss over nothing. And not in the way Ossoi is crying about. He didn't actually say American Inventor. He mumbled unintelligibly on purpose. The Mirror had to bring in "forensics specialists" to confirm he said American Inventor? Seriously? This shit is retarded. Jeremy Clarkson not quite saying American Inventor in an unaired car review is so far down the list of things he's done that are genuinely offensive it's laughable. He's spent the last 12 years unabashedly insulting gays, retards, Mexicans, Albanians, Americans, Germans, Australians, most Brits themselves, and Asians. Anyone who is suddenly upset by his act is someone who was completely unaware of him beforehand or is just stirring shit up and is not worth listening to.

Like Piers Morgan.
 

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Did he call some one a American Inventor, or did he say the word American Inventor within context to an old rhyme? What point are you trying to make dumb ass?
Ok that's great, clearly anybody offended by this are idiots

There's absolutely zero reason for him to put himself in this situation, he knew saying it was wrong, hence why he tried to mumble it..If he couldn't decide which car was best, just film him tossing a coin, jesus.

Jeremy Clarkson not quite saying American Inventor in an unaired car review is so far down the list of things he's done that are genuinely offensive it's laughable. He's spent the last 12 years unabashedly insulting gays, retards, Mexicans, Albanians, Americans, Germans, Australians, most Brits themselves, and Asians. Anyone who is suddenly upset by his act is someone who was completely unaware of him beforehand or is just stirring shit up and is not worth listening to.

Like Piers Morgan.
Ahh right, so just because he's offended/insulted other ethnic groups it's only fair that he now moves onto blacks.

And great logic, just because Piers Morgan doesn't like Jeremy Clarkson and guns, then Jeremy Clarkson must be a really cool dude and be allowed to say what ever he wants! Consitution! Free Speech! Guns!

idiots
 

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Yep, that's what I said. I said he should be allowed to say American Inventor. That's the only possible take from my post. You are smart, you should write articles.
 

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President Obama Asked to Block BBC Show ?Top Gear? That Allegedly Used Racist Term
LONDON ? President Obama has been asked to consider blocking broadcast in the U.S. of BBC motoring show ?Top Gear? after its star, Jeremy Clarkson, was accused of allegedly using racist language.

A firm of lawyers, Equal Justice, is to write to Obama and the ambassadors of more than 200 countries in which ?Top Gear? airs to ask them to consider the evidence, and then decide if the series should continue to be broadcast in their countries, the Guardian has reported.

The firm was referring to footage from the show in which the nursery rhyme ?eeny, meeny, miny, mo? was recited, and in which it has been alleged the n-word was used. The footage was not broadcast, but the Daily Mirror has put the footage on its website. Clarkson claims he mumbled something that sounds like the offending word, but not the word itself.

Lawrence Davies, director of Equal Justice, said: ?Clarkson claimed he ?did everything in my power to make sure that that version did not appear in the program that was transmitted? ? The obvious thing that any non-racist would have done is to not use the rhyme at all or failing that to simply substitute another word such as ?tiger? in the take. There was never any need to mumble the N-word repeatedly.?

Davies added that the BBC should have sacked Clarkson and his team for alleged ?gross misconduct,? but won?t because ?they are making money out of the show.?

It is not the first time the show has been accused of using racist language.

Equal Justice repped Indian-born actress Somi Guha when she filed a complaint to the BBC about ?Top Gear? after Clarkson used the word ?slope? when referring to an Asian man.

The firm also repped Iris de la Torre, who complained about the use of racial stereotypes in an episode about Mexican vehicles.
Somi Guha wants Jeremy Clarkson Sacked Over N-Word Scandal

i missed the whole "slope" and Guha lawsuit, so i started reading about it, after going through about 5 different site who reported it, ended up at the damn DailyMail Online as the source
 

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Guha has a point....but first, before we apologize for all the "slope" invectives, Japan has to recognize the Bataan Death March, for one, and fess up to their populace as to why they got nuked in the first place.

Clues for the clueless, neither is going to happen. They have neat cars in Toyota and Honda, but the rest is bullshit, and we should let Putin turn the island into a Russian resort town before we tear his head off and stick it up his ass.
 

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If Top Gear's going to get kicked off the air, they should do something REALLY offensive the next season and remove all doubt. If Clarkson and Co went out like that it would be pretty awesome
 

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Pretty sure it's in either Full Metal Jacket or Good Morning Vietnam. Just about every asian slur imaginable is in FMJ, which is part of its charm.
 

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The episode in question (at least, it had Clarkson doing "eenie meenie minie moe" over two cars he couldn't choose between) was aired last night at some point on BBC America, it looked like 5 years old.

Why is this now a thing? The whole thing is stupid.