The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

Tuco

I got Tuco'd!
<Gold Donor>
49,567
89,488
They need to attach a device to the football to constantly measure the psi.

Or they need to let the drama queens wear themselves out worrying about stupid shit.
 
6,216
8
They need to attach a device to the football to constantly measure the psi.

Or they need to let the drama queens wear themselves out worrying about stupid shit.
hell have the same device identify field location & end zone plane breaks too
 

Tuco

I got Tuco'd!
<Gold Donor>
49,567
89,488
And put an accelerometer in it so you can detect the impact so sports journalists could make even more useless diagrams with useless information.

"He kicked the football with the same impact as 40 rhinos taking a shit!"
 

Itlan

Blackwing Lair Raider
4,994
744
And put an accelerometer in it so you can detect the impact so sports journalists could make even more useless diagrams with useless information.

"He kicked the football with the same impact as 40 rhinos taking a shit!"
Is... is that a lot?
 

Gravel

Mr. Poopybutthole
41,847
143,721
Considering they still don't have dedicated cameras on the fucking end zone lines, it's not surprising they haven't rigged up the footballs. Billions of dollars in revenue and they can't even swing a few thousand dollars for cameras to make it conclusive whenever someone crosses the goal line.
 

Tuco

I got Tuco'd!
<Gold Donor>
49,567
89,488
10hiz2r.jpg
 

Royal

Connoisseur of Exotic Pictures
15,077
10,642
I'm surprised this hasn't already happened.
There has been a soccer ball that can do this for a few years now. It indicates when the goal plane is broken and can report things like velocity, rotations per minute, distance traveled, force of kick, degrees of arc, etc.
 

Drinsic

privileged excrementlord
5,885
6,424
So what's the argument for why that kind of tech hasn't been implemented yet? Any budget related excuse is complete bullshit. Are there a bunch of purist faggots chiming in about how the 10-yard chain is a sacred part of the game or something?
 

Hoss

Make America's Team Great Again
<Gold Donor>
28,303
18,209
You know what they say, In Theory, there is no difference between theory and reality. But in Reality, there is.

For the Ideal gas law to apply, wouldn't the football have to be inflated entirely with 1 type of gas? I wasn't aware they did that. I bet the pats use Helium.
The Ideal Gas Law I remember used Degrees Kelvin, and Bars. Not Fahrenheit and PSI.
I don't know where that 460 came from, maybe it was an attempt to convert to Kelvin, but the conversion is not that simple.
I'm not sure 14.7 PSI is an accurate atmospheric pressure. It's probably close, but why not look up the weather reports and use the real number instead of just 1 atmosphere?
And finally, I'm not sure it's a valid assumption to say the volume is remaining constant. Footballs are kinda pliable.
 

BrutulTM

Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun.
<Silver Donator>
15,121
-1,020
When Tom Brady was inflating the footballs he forgot to consider that his iron grip was crushing the ball enough to raise the PSI by 2.
 
2,122
3
Now for the most important part of the game. What are you guys eating? I'm doing mini reubens with chips and dip for munchies, then making a couple homemade deep dish pizzas for the game itself.