The Odyssey (2026)

Bald Brah

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So they made the "sea people" blacks? Pretty hilarious. Has there ever been a single boat or complex structure built in Sub-Saharan Africa?
 
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Zweischneid

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Uncle El and Uncle Mel teaming up for something like this would be absolutely fucking amazing. We could actually get Sydney Sweeney as Helen.


Don't think Sweeney was born from a swan egg. Gotta get a genuine bird in there for accurate casting.

Also, kilts or pictish face-paint for the Aussie-Braveheart were just as off historically as the hoplite armour in the Odyssey, no?
 
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jayrebb

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That's not 100m

Maybe 20 years ago.

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Not even. That's 30 years ago.

Once Elon realizes it's closer to 300m before cost overruns he'll bow out.
 

Dr.Retarded

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So they made the "sea people" blacks? Pretty hilarious. Has there ever been a single boat or complex structure built in Sub-Saharan Africa?
In the historical text by Michael Crichton, there was a group ancient African in the Congo that built an ancient city and tamed a race of white gorillas that used paddles to wallop the heads of their enemies. They had built their empire on the wealth of their vast diamond mines.

There was also a gorilla that spoke sign language that had a larger vocabulary than most magicians nowadays, and was much more polite.
 
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Adebisi

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I'm not sure Gibson has it in him anymore. Apocalypto is a fucking masterpiece but it was 20 years ago.

Hacksaw I thought was good but nowhere near peak Gibson. We'll have to see how this Passion sequel goes to really get a feel for where his directing is at in 2026.
 
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yabbayabba

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Don't think Sweeney was born from a swan egg. Gotta get a genuine bird in there for accurate casting.

Also, kilts or pictish face-paint for the Aussie-Braveheart were just as off historically as the hoplite armour in the Odyssey, no?
Except they are talking about Apocalypto and a lesser extent The Passion of the Christ. You know movies that had actual attempts at being faithful to the source material with casting and dialog.
 
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Yes that show is worse than dogshit stuck to the bottom of your shoe. I wouldn't use it's script to wipe my ass it's so bad.
in hindsight, calling the faction, "the blacks" and they actually have blacks on the team, makes for an easy narrative, considering all the other targs look like ugly inbreds, who is whom?