The Odyssey (2026)

Dr.Retarded

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This movie sucks.
That's the real disappointing part about it. I know when it was announced Nolan was going to make it, I had pretty high hopes it might be one of the best movies ever made. Something that might actually get me to go back to the theater, but lo and behold, as more information about it started rolling out, it just cemented the fact it was a wasted opportunity.

Still better off just going and watching The Return. Imagine if the people behind that independent film had been given a proper big budget to do the Odyssey, they probably would have done it justice, and made a masterpiece.
 
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That's the real disappointing part about it. I know when it was announced Nolan was going to make it, I had pretty high hopes it might be one of the best movies ever made. Something that might actually get me to go back to the theater, but lo and behold, as more information about it started rolling out, it just cemented the fact it was a wasted opportunity.

Still better off just going and watching The Return. Imagine if the people behind that independent film had been given a proper big budget to do the Odyssey, they probably would have done it justice, and made a masterpiece.

How fucking hard is it to do a faithful adaptation? Not fucking hard! None of his changes made the story more interesting. Most of them were hugely detrimental. On purpose! Boy he owned the chuds by turning a great story into shit.
 
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Dr.Retarded

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How fucking hard is it to do a faithful adaptation? Not fucking hard! None of his changes made the story more interesting. Most of them were hugely detrimental. On purpose! Boy he owned the chuds by turning a great story into shit.
Yeah, but don't you know you're not a true artist if you can't put your own interpretation on to the classics and prove that you can make something completely forgettable that will never stand the test of time!

Just enjoy your collectible popcorn bucket...bigot...
 

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Theres a thing that bothers lots of people in this community. Maybe most.

That thing doesnt bother you. And you make sure to proclaim this at every opportunity, and then criticize everyone else for being bothered by that thing.

Its become more or less your identity on the subject of anything movies or TV, as far as I can tell. You do you, and everything, but its not really the kind of elite big brain position you appear to think it is.
I'm sorry the fires of heaven dot org > movies > The Odyessy forum isn't just holding hands proclaiming that black Helen is too trans to fit in the horse.

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I keep eyeballing that popcorn bucket when I'm out seeing other movies. It's nice but it ain't no shai hulud forbidden fleshlight.
 
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No, mad because Indians, Muslims, and the The Chinese are taking over the world because men stopped being Men and became soy boy faggots who buy pop corn buckets and put them on a shelf.

It’s literally all your fault, Adebisi Adebisi . Literally.
 

Dr.Retarded

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I'm sorry the fires of heaven dot org > movies > The Odyessy forum isn't just holding hands proclaiming that black Helen is too trans to fit in the horse.

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I keep eyeballing that popcorn bucket when I'm out seeing other movies. It's nice but it ain't no shai hulud forbidden fleshlight.
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